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The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel AgentOrange Send a noteboard - 06/09/2009 05:58:39 PM
Frankly, I was quite shocked by the horrible writing. She never heard of lesson number one for aspiring writers, "Show don't tell".
All the twists can be seen miles away because she doesn't know how to foreshadow correctly.
And what is the deal with the botanical tour?


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So...what books DON'T you like? Сталин - 06/09/2009 04:57:28 AM 1977 Views
I have a couple I really disliked Brian - 06/09/2009 05:28:38 AM 1374 Views
I agree. Seriana Sedai - 06/09/2009 05:49:28 AM 1380 Views
Ohhhh quotefail! Brian - 06/09/2009 05:54:02 AM 1429 Views
I saw that. Seriana Sedai - 06/09/2009 06:03:29 AM 1267 Views
You actually read Monkey Bridge? Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:47:39 PM 1273 Views
Haha, I'm surprised anyone has heard of it here Brian - 06/09/2009 04:43:59 PM 1255 Views
Some examples Ellestra - 07/09/2009 08:25:37 PM 1178 Views
You think Battlefield Earth is bad, try reading his Mission Earth series. *NM* Brian - 08/09/2009 02:09:22 AM 687 Views
I read those in high school. I liked them. Stupid comic escapism. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 08/09/2009 02:18:31 AM 739 Views
I read them when I was in high school too...at least the first 3 or 4 Brian - 08/09/2009 02:47:12 AM 1298 Views
Re: I read them when I was in high school too...at least the first 3 or 4 TaskmasterJack - 08/09/2009 04:18:07 PM 1398 Views
Re: I read them when I was in high school too...at least the first 3 or 4 Brian - 08/09/2009 06:26:00 PM 1253 Views
No, thanks. I think all my masochism got spent on Terry Goodkind *NM* Ellestra - 08/09/2009 07:25:41 PM 711 Views
Political polemics, for one. Utopian novels, for another. Haggard - 06/09/2009 05:29:54 AM 1197 Views
People always recommend I read Ayn Rand Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:51:25 PM 1362 Views
I started The Fountainhead. It was pretty dreadful. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/09/2009 08:44:31 PM 723 Views
I don't have enough hours in the day to detail this or something even worse Larry - 06/09/2009 05:45:35 AM 1341 Views
The Wanderer's Tale by David Bilsborough. Craig - 06/09/2009 06:24:49 AM 1311 Views
YES! Jessie - 07/09/2009 06:10:29 AM 1198 Views
Oh, a lot of things. But I wonder. rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 07:00:34 AM 1338 Views
Re: Oh, a lot of things. But I wonder. Brian - 06/09/2009 07:05:51 AM 1302 Views
! rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 06:50:42 PM 1290 Views
Re: ! Brian - 06/09/2009 07:22:43 PM 1184 Views
Well, I do plan on reading it. rebelaessedai - 07/09/2009 03:38:26 AM 1249 Views
In fantasy, Vellum and Ink were terrible Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:54:05 PM 1265 Views
Duly noted! rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 06:51:22 PM 1249 Views
Oh plenty Geoff - 06/09/2009 09:37:23 AM 1312 Views
I hated Wuthering Heights more than Jane Eyre, but I hated Jane Eyre, too. *NM* Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:54:49 PM 762 Views
I was never forced to read Wuthering heights Geoff - 06/09/2009 03:44:59 PM 1357 Views
I disliked both as well... more than disliked. *NM* Jacob - 09/09/2009 08:59:37 PM 772 Views
Well... Jacob - 09/09/2009 09:01:18 PM 1270 Views
I like all books I have ever read. jh - 06/09/2009 12:09:51 PM 1353 Views
You hated The Brothers Karamazov? Сталин - 06/09/2009 02:59:16 PM 1283 Views
Umm, yeah. jh - 06/09/2009 03:28:30 PM 1446 Views
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer. In Ye Olde English, it's harder to translate than ancient Greek. *NM* IndigoAjah - 06/09/2009 05:07:49 PM 738 Views
Oh man, the prologue to the Wife of Bath was horrible. Brian - 06/09/2009 05:11:39 PM 1208 Views
The Canterbury Tales are not Old English. They are Middle English. Сталин - 06/09/2009 05:59:59 PM 1370 Views
Indeed, translating old english, and reading middle english are very very different Brian - 06/09/2009 07:11:13 PM 1267 Views
Edit: ignore this, what I had before was blatantly untrue *NM* IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:11:37 AM 745 Views
As I'm translating some ancient Greek right now, I call bullshit on that. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/09/2009 08:45:46 PM 687 Views
EDIT: Last post was basically equally bullsh*t IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:17:01 AM 1259 Views
I was going to, but I felt I had already been pedantic enough. *NM* Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:34:04 AM 750 Views
Jane Eyre. Chas - 06/09/2009 05:13:27 PM 1288 Views
The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel AgentOrange - 06/09/2009 05:58:39 PM 1292 Views
Must remember this. *NM* rebelaessedai - 06/09/2009 06:53:08 PM 718 Views
What do you mean? *NM* AgentOrange - 07/09/2009 10:43:58 AM 748 Views
Re: The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel Nolan - 06/09/2009 08:08:21 PM 1282 Views
well it was the best book in the series *NM* random thoughts - 14/09/2009 04:37:27 PM 678 Views
Catcher in the Rye and Heart of Darkness, among the "classics." *NM* Master Radishes - 06/09/2009 08:15:12 PM 729 Views
Ooh! I second Catcher and the Rye. What a piece of garbage. everynametaken - 06/09/2009 08:20:00 PM 1131 Views
I couldn't finish Heart of Darkness random thoughts - 14/09/2009 04:39:00 PM 1316 Views
Vellum by Hal Duncan and The Years of Rice and Salt by Kim Stanley Robinson everynametaken - 06/09/2009 08:16:12 PM 1347 Views
Hm. Novo - 06/09/2009 11:20:40 PM 1265 Views
Dubliners and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man Vodalus - 06/09/2009 08:24:07 PM 1248 Views
I liked a Portrait of the Artist, personally, though the (lack of real) punctuation grated *NM* IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:18:50 AM 661 Views
I didn't mind Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dog...I mean Man Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:40:14 AM 1238 Views
Shame on you. Those books are truly Great. Especially Portrait. Joker - 12/09/2009 10:52:40 PM 1272 Views
What? Handel - 06/09/2009 08:28:17 PM 1420 Views
My problem with Wuthering Heights was the characters. Darth_Katie - 06/09/2009 09:40:24 PM 1247 Views
Re: My problem with Wuthering Heights was the characters. Handel - 07/09/2009 12:27:44 AM 1286 Views
Wait...you're a guy? Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:44:27 AM 1279 Views
Indeed. Handel - 07/09/2009 03:01:59 AM 1290 Views
Stars in His Pocket Like Grains of Sand random thoughts - 14/09/2009 04:41:16 PM 1458 Views
Oh, and maybe it was lost on me, but I never got much joy out of War and Peace IndigoAjah - 07/09/2009 12:22:48 AM 1163 Views
War and Peace is pretty straightforward Сталин - 07/09/2009 02:43:25 AM 1300 Views
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norell. Danu - 07/09/2009 12:54:41 AM 1304 Views
Shame! Shaaaaame! *NM* Craig - 07/09/2009 03:06:55 AM 691 Views
Jessie - 07/09/2009 06:13:26 AM 1201 Views
I'm not sure. Danu - 20/09/2009 04:19:52 PM 1548 Views
It probably doesn't help but Craig - 20/09/2009 06:17:34 PM 1633 Views
Don't flame me for saying it.... Erith - 07/09/2009 04:49:40 AM 1359 Views
Nah. rebelaessedai - 07/09/2009 05:18:23 AM 1215 Views
For me it was the other way around. jh - 07/09/2009 07:38:35 AM 1213 Views
You know, I kind of feel that way, too. Erith - 08/09/2009 03:40:58 AM 1240 Views
One last one: Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley *NM* Brian - 07/09/2009 07:44:48 AM 730 Views
*NM* Novo - 07/09/2009 10:33:08 AM 704 Views
Awww man, I thought we got rid of you! *NM* Brian - 07/09/2009 06:05:30 PM 668 Views
Have you ever seen the mini-series? Darth_Katie - 07/09/2009 05:42:45 PM 1290 Views
Never have I seen such good acting in such a dreadful movie/mini-series. Legolas - 07/09/2009 05:44:47 PM 1187 Views
I love really really bad TV movies sometimes....they make for lots of laughter Brian - 07/09/2009 06:06:38 PM 1167 Views
Actually, you might like it. As in, think it's good. Legolas - 07/09/2009 06:11:14 PM 1213 Views
I had a couple of issues with the book that I could easily see being removed from the movie Brian - 07/09/2009 07:01:40 PM 1153 Views
Yeah, you might like it then. Legolas - 07/09/2009 07:20:04 PM 1220 Views
A Confederacy of Dunces. nossy - 08/09/2009 06:13:59 AM 1294 Views
Crap. That's two people now. Chas - 09/09/2009 01:42:40 AM 1166 Views
Don't go by what I say. nossy - 09/09/2009 03:11:17 AM 1247 Views
Anyone with more than half a brain wouldn't. *NM* Brian - 09/09/2009 03:49:34 AM 732 Views
This sounds like a redshirt mission. *NM* Chas - 14/09/2009 01:12:17 AM 722 Views
Re: Hardy Cockatiel of Doom - 09/09/2009 02:42:39 AM 1133 Views
Aw. I liked Confederacy. *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2009 06:15:10 AM 705 Views
That probably makes sense for someone from the area though. nossy - 09/09/2009 08:02:23 PM 1291 Views
Oh, I forgot to mention Brave New World. Craig - 08/09/2009 06:26:29 AM 1155 Views
Wha? nossy - 08/09/2009 03:26:29 PM 1305 Views
Wha. Craig - 08/09/2009 06:43:12 PM 1142 Views
*stands and applauds * Here here *NM* M & M Maddy - 08/09/2009 08:19:53 PM 748 Views
The Road andOld Man and the Sea bme - 08/09/2009 04:16:11 PM 1191 Views
Time to give up your man card. *NM* Joker - 12/09/2009 10:53:56 PM 701 Views
The great Gatsby and Romeo and Juliett. M & M Maddy - 08/09/2009 08:24:23 PM 1225 Views
Word! Geoff - 08/09/2009 08:41:27 PM 1372 Views
Hitchickers guide to the galaxy and The Good earth by Pearl S. Buck Murtach74 - 09/09/2009 01:07:01 AM 1264 Views
Ah, man. I love both those books. *NM* nossy - 09/09/2009 08:08:00 PM 737 Views
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