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Re: Worst battle cries of all time dadof5 Send a noteboard - 19/08/2010 02:24:14 PM
Death! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

- Eomer, from the Lord of the Rings


What was this guy thinking? I wonder if he looked behind him and saw his men exchange shifty glances. I know if my battle commander shouted something like this I would turn my horse around and ride the other way


If you want to be snarky about it though, most real battle cries leave a little bit to be desired. For instance:

"Remember the Alamo; Remember Goliad!" This is inspiring? The soldiers should remember where the enemy beat their comrades, then massacred them to a man? That would scare me, not inspire me.

"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" Wait a second Admiral, what did you say about those torpedoes? Do you think maybe we could go around the torpedoes instead of through them?

"I have not yet begun to fight". Well, Captain, if you ask me, it would be a good time to start, because so far they are kicking our butts.

"Nuts". Um, not exactly a linguist are you General?
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Worst battle cries of all time - 18/08/2010 02:33:32 PM 1554 Views
I like that - 18/08/2010 02:41:20 PM 1082 Views
No doubt it's inspiring but I think he could have phrased it better *NM* - 18/08/2010 02:54:56 PM 504 Views
Are you American by any chance? - 18/08/2010 03:02:45 PM 1113 Views
Lol! I don't know if that's really enlightened or really sad *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:17:16 PM 499 Views
Maybe both. *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:17:52 PM 485 Views
In fantasy it's very stirring but in real life it's...a waste *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:33:16 PM 506 Views
Depends what you are fighting for, I suppose *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:35:03 PM 493 Views
They haven't lost enough wars for that, maybe? - 18/08/2010 04:21:29 PM 1046 Views
Re: They haven't lost enough wars for that, maybe? - 18/08/2010 04:26:46 PM 1086 Views
I find this Euro-speculation humorous and misguided. - 18/08/2010 05:02:18 PM 1135 Views
Wagnerian undertones - nice usage! *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:19:36 PM 488 Views
Well, if you like that, are you rethinking your initial assessment of the battle cry? *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:53:36 PM 451 Views
You know I might just be *NM* - 18/08/2010 06:09:15 PM 443 Views
It was an idle thought - 18/08/2010 05:36:52 PM 1014 Views
I think that eurosocialism does have something to do with it - 18/08/2010 05:52:34 PM 1020 Views
Re: I think that eurosocialism does have something to do with it - 18/08/2010 05:53:49 PM 1001 Views
Who's lumping several societies into one? The European Union, most likley. *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:54:43 PM 462 Views
Ba-zing! *NM* - 18/08/2010 06:08:34 PM 462 Views
Quite - 18/08/2010 06:14:19 PM 970 Views
The former can come from being inundated with the latter. - 18/08/2010 07:36:52 PM 1034 Views
who is talking about giving up?? - 18/08/2010 07:44:27 PM 965 Views
Re: who is talking about giving up?? - 18/08/2010 08:15:31 PM 941 Views
"Worked" being a relative term, of course. *NM* - 19/08/2010 04:20:23 AM 499 Views
Allow me to respectfully disagree - 23/08/2010 09:47:38 AM 1020 Views
Re: Allow me to respectfully disagree - 23/08/2010 10:28:10 AM 997 Views
I know! - 23/08/2010 02:44:13 PM 1055 Views
I like that one too. - 18/08/2010 02:54:18 PM 1154 Views
While it is not in a movie or book...I think this one tops the list. - 19/08/2010 06:50:52 AM 1372 Views
Re: Worst battle cries of all time - 19/08/2010 02:24:14 PM 1112 Views
Don't really see your point on the Alamo. You don't people think would be motivated by that? - 19/08/2010 04:02:49 PM 1085 Views
I think he's saying... - 23/08/2010 03:02:03 AM 929 Views
"Hot Pie! Hot Pie!" - 20/08/2010 07:58:36 PM 1002 Views

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