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Re: Worst battle cries of all time dadof5 Send a noteboard - 19/08/2010 02:24:14 PM
Death! Ride to ruin and the world's ending!

- Eomer, from the Lord of the Rings


What was this guy thinking? I wonder if he looked behind him and saw his men exchange shifty glances. I know if my battle commander shouted something like this I would turn my horse around and ride the other way


If you want to be snarky about it though, most real battle cries leave a little bit to be desired. For instance:

"Remember the Alamo; Remember Goliad!" This is inspiring? The soldiers should remember where the enemy beat their comrades, then massacred them to a man? That would scare me, not inspire me.

"Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" Wait a second Admiral, what did you say about those torpedoes? Do you think maybe we could go around the torpedoes instead of through them?

"I have not yet begun to fight". Well, Captain, if you ask me, it would be a good time to start, because so far they are kicking our butts.

"Nuts". Um, not exactly a linguist are you General?
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Worst battle cries of all time - 18/08/2010 02:33:32 PM 1633 Views
I like that - 18/08/2010 02:41:20 PM 1144 Views
No doubt it's inspiring but I think he could have phrased it better *NM* - 18/08/2010 02:54:56 PM 542 Views
Are you American by any chance? - 18/08/2010 03:02:45 PM 1173 Views
Lol! I don't know if that's really enlightened or really sad *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:17:16 PM 536 Views
Maybe both. *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:17:52 PM 532 Views
In fantasy it's very stirring but in real life it's...a waste *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:33:16 PM 545 Views
Depends what you are fighting for, I suppose *NM* - 18/08/2010 04:35:03 PM 536 Views
They haven't lost enough wars for that, maybe? - 18/08/2010 04:21:29 PM 1107 Views
Re: They haven't lost enough wars for that, maybe? - 18/08/2010 04:26:46 PM 1149 Views
I find this Euro-speculation humorous and misguided. - 18/08/2010 05:02:18 PM 1208 Views
Wagnerian undertones - nice usage! *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:19:36 PM 532 Views
Well, if you like that, are you rethinking your initial assessment of the battle cry? *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:53:36 PM 492 Views
You know I might just be *NM* - 18/08/2010 06:09:15 PM 482 Views
It was an idle thought - 18/08/2010 05:36:52 PM 1079 Views
I think that eurosocialism does have something to do with it - 18/08/2010 05:52:34 PM 1086 Views
Re: I think that eurosocialism does have something to do with it - 18/08/2010 05:53:49 PM 1058 Views
Who's lumping several societies into one? The European Union, most likley. *NM* - 18/08/2010 05:54:43 PM 503 Views
Ba-zing! *NM* - 18/08/2010 06:08:34 PM 503 Views
Quite - 18/08/2010 06:14:19 PM 1034 Views
The former can come from being inundated with the latter. - 18/08/2010 07:36:52 PM 1109 Views
who is talking about giving up?? - 18/08/2010 07:44:27 PM 1033 Views
Re: who is talking about giving up?? - 18/08/2010 08:15:31 PM 1009 Views
"Worked" being a relative term, of course. *NM* - 19/08/2010 04:20:23 AM 539 Views
Allow me to respectfully disagree - 23/08/2010 09:47:38 AM 1087 Views
Re: Allow me to respectfully disagree - 23/08/2010 10:28:10 AM 1070 Views
I know! - 23/08/2010 02:44:13 PM 1117 Views
I like that one too. - 18/08/2010 02:54:18 PM 1219 Views
While it is not in a movie or book...I think this one tops the list. - 19/08/2010 06:50:52 AM 1456 Views
Re: Worst battle cries of all time - 19/08/2010 02:24:14 PM 1194 Views
Don't really see your point on the Alamo. You don't people think would be motivated by that? - 19/08/2010 04:02:49 PM 1156 Views
I think he's saying... - 23/08/2010 03:02:03 AM 1001 Views
"Hot Pie! Hot Pie!" - 20/08/2010 07:58:36 PM 1070 Views

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