He writes the most drawn out, dull, drawn out, disappointing and drawn out books I have ever even seen. They start out okay. I think that's why people like them, the beginning is good, but no one ever gets even halfway through them.
The worstest was Insomnia. I was into it the first few hundred pages and then I realized I was wasting my life.
Eyes of the dragon was among the better ones and that was dull too.
The best ones were the first two Dark Towers. The only two books by him that I ever finished.
Never gonna touch King again, I think.
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Heart of Darkness was tedious but I admired the language and that added a little spice.
The worstest was Insomnia. I was into it the first few hundred pages and then I realized I was wasting my life.
Eyes of the dragon was among the better ones and that was dull too.
The best ones were the first two Dark Towers. The only two books by him that I ever finished.
Never gonna touch King again, I think.
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Heart of Darkness was tedious but I admired the language and that added a little spice.
OK, Rafonauts: name some books you hated.
- 23/10/2010 09:31:22 PM
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Catcher in the Rye-JD Salinger *NM*
- 23/10/2010 09:43:40 PM
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Yeah. I didn't hate that, but found it too mediocre to continue reading it. *NM*
- 23/10/2010 10:10:04 PM
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I third this book. Time spent in my life I can never get back. 
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- 24/10/2010 02:06:17 AM
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- 24/10/2010 02:06:17 AM
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I honestly can't think of a single one.
- 23/10/2010 10:46:44 PM
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I am envious. I would like not to have wasted my time on those books I hated.
- 23/10/2010 11:30:57 PM
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I got tricked by my boss's recommendation into reading Twilight before it got huge.
- 23/10/2010 11:06:34 PM
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Oh, my deepest sympathy! Is your boss an evil person?
- 23/10/2010 11:32:16 PM
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She's not and normally has great taste in books. I don't know wtf was up with her liking it so much. *NM*
- 23/10/2010 11:35:37 PM
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I didn't hate The Name of the Wind
- 23/10/2010 11:08:44 PM
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I'm so full of hate I hated Eragon without even reading it. 
- 23/10/2010 11:18:42 PM
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- 23/10/2010 11:18:42 PM
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You mean "promoted because kid wrote it and parents were publishers".
- 23/10/2010 11:56:50 PM
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It's a decent book, but not anything great, you fuckin' Soc. 
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- 24/10/2010 12:00:12 AM
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- 24/10/2010 12:00:12 AM
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Siddhartha - Hermann Hesse *NM*
- 24/10/2010 12:08:24 AM
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- 24/10/2010 12:09:03 AM
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- 24/10/2010 12:09:03 AM
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Agreed. Could barely get through it, have apparently blocked most of it from my mind. *NM*
- 25/10/2010 03:28:29 AM
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- 25/10/2010 03:28:29 AM
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Hatred, thy name is Bronte.
- 24/10/2010 01:32:58 AM
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I'm very surprised about the Chekhov... not his plays, but other works, then? *NM*
- 24/10/2010 01:49:24 AM
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Vellum was one of the most overrated pieces of garbage I've ever read.
- 24/10/2010 02:09:15 AM
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Hate is probably too strong for most books but I really disliked House of Leaves.
- 24/10/2010 02:15:39 AM
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Heart of Darkness. Only book I've fallen asleep while reading.
- 24/10/2010 09:50:26 AM
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I actually loved that - though Apocalypse Now! is definitely a(n even) better version. 
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- 25/10/2010 02:11:23 PM
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- 25/10/2010 02:11:23 PM
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Everything by Stephen King
- 24/10/2010 10:35:36 AM
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He changed drastically after he 1) sobered up and 2) got hit by that drunk driver.
- 26/10/2010 11:03:04 PM
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The Magic of Recluce - L.E. Modesitt
- 24/10/2010 01:10:39 PM
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
- 24/10/2010 03:07:10 PM
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That's because it was written by an 18-year-old girl who, like Paolini, ...
- 24/10/2010 03:10:27 PM
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I assume when you say "affair," you mean "marriage?" *NM*
- 25/10/2010 02:40:46 AM
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Not at that point. The marriage came later, after his first wife died. *NM*
- 25/10/2010 07:59:00 AM
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Terry Goodkind
- 24/10/2010 03:46:16 PM
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Y YU HATE TARY??! YU TROLL!!....... *NM*
- 24/10/2010 04:43:08 PM
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- 24/10/2010 04:43:08 PM
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Just to be contrary, mostly
- 24/10/2010 05:01:50 PM
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tary loves you even tho you h8 him. he'll kick your teeth in if you taunt him tho.
- 24/10/2010 05:28:43 PM
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moby dick and madame bovary. couldn't read more than like ten pages of either.
- 25/10/2010 05:24:36 AM
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To Kill a Mockingbird. Only book that's ever actually put me to sleep. Never even finished Ch1. *NM*
- 25/10/2010 07:03:25 PM
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Anything By Faulkner
- 26/10/2010 06:37:35 PM
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The difference being that Faulkner was evocative, and Jordan horrifically, stultifyingly mundane.
- 27/10/2010 03:44:18 AM
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My Antonia, The Color Purple, and The Grapes of Wrath come to mind. *NM*
- 28/10/2010 02:21:02 PM
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