It only gets worse when paired with: opening, portal, folds, cleft, nethers, warmth, fissure... I believe most of those are found in any Jean Auel sex scene, which are all toooo long to post.
Formerly Anya of the Yellow Ajah from wotmania
How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
- 12/12/2010 01:52:12 PM
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Let me say from experience that this guy obviously never did what he's attempting to describe.
- 12/12/2010 03:13:14 PM
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Even worse, it's a woman who wrote that scene 
- 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
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- 12/12/2010 03:17:57 PM
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She might be intentionally attempting to get the "worst sex scene" award.
- 12/12/2010 11:26:01 PM
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"Socks are like sense. Lots of them about, but I never seem to get any."
- 12/12/2010 07:51:52 PM
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I honestly didn't realize this was sex until "moist portal". Even then, it was iffy.
- 12/12/2010 08:42:34 PM
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is he talking about bumholes?
- 12/12/2010 08:49:40 PM
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Moist is an intrinsically icky word
- 13/12/2010 05:17:57 AM
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Re: How about I declare this to be Bad Sex Quote Sunday and you supply some quotes, okay?
- 19/12/2010 06:06:48 AM
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