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Lol! If I was drinking milk it would have shot out my nose. Classic! *NM* Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 02/05/2011 11:06:44 PM
If you begin a series of posts (especially on extraneous and/or redundant topics), I think you just entered into a binding social contract to deliver those posts in a timely manner. It's your freaking job for Christ's sake! Now, here is a reasonable time table to release the next post:

1-2 hours: Very reasonable and expected. Writing a decent length post takes a good bit of time.

3 hours: Not so reasonable anymore. You are a full time writer whose focus should be on these posts. By all means have pet projects, but always focus on the posts! Hard to explain 3 hours away (other than unexpected life changes).

4 hours and over: Unreasonable. A post does not take that long to write, not if you are spending 8 hours a day on it (Joel being a notable exception). At least. Binding social contract, remember? You have a job. Stop bitching and do it.

You don't like pressure? Then write solo "NM" comments like Taskmaster Jack or snoopcester. Want to start a post? Then, my friend, you just entered into a contract with me. I support your livelihood. Think my boss won't mind if I tell him I will get that report done in 4 hours?

So posters, like you Dark Knight, get to work! Good lord, you think we ask for the moon. Just do the freaking job we're paying you for. You ARE my bitch!

So...hop to it, bitch! :|
Formerly Mat Bloody Cauthon on Wotmania, blessed be its name
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*google searches Poe's Law* Dark Knight - 02/05/2011 11:11:19 PM 1186 Views
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No, you're my fucking bitch, bitch! Larry - 02/05/2011 11:03:40 PM 1473 Views
Lol! If I was drinking milk it would have shot out my nose. Classic! *NM* Dark Knight - 02/05/2011 11:06:44 PM 538 Views
The best quote I have ever seen Nolan - 03/05/2011 02:47:57 AM 1087 Views
hilarious! *NM* temeraire - 03/05/2011 03:37:55 AM 519 Views
"God works for us; our prayers pay his salary". Joel - 03/05/2011 06:16:55 PM 1263 Views
I troll for posts like this!!! *NM* Sir Tybalt - 05/05/2011 04:10:58 PM 563 Views
Though not a fan of ASoIaF, I must agree with Nate et al: If you dislike his performance, fire him. Joel - 03/05/2011 06:20:20 PM 1244 Views
I don't think someone can be your bitch if you have no power or authority over them. Werthead - 03/05/2011 10:36:10 PM 1207 Views
*eats popcorn and watches the nonsense happily* *NM* Ghavrel - 05/05/2011 07:40:00 AM 477 Views
Psst Both Koontz and King have written series and it has taken them forever to finish them *NM* random thoughts - 05/05/2011 10:32:42 PM 609 Views
I hope it takes 12 years. Maybe you'll stop reading by then *NM* callandor1000 - 06/05/2011 01:36:11 PM 623 Views
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