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A dress with rips in all the right places ... The_Muted_Grimaud Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 05:46:58 PM

Fifteen, fourteen, thirteen . . . The tear in the fabric grew wider, until a human- sized hole appeared. And then a nearly naked woman emerged from the center of the tear and rose into the sky. She had long limbs and golden skin and wore shiny necklaces strategically placed over her chest and lower half. A gem- encrusted veil covered her face.


How many necklaces would a woman have to wear to adequately cover all her parts? That must hurt her neck.
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