A dress with rips in all the right places ...
The_Muted_Grimaud Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 05:46:58 PM
The_Muted_Grimaud Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 05:46:58 PM
Fifteen, fourteen, thirteen . . . The tear in the fabric grew wider, until a human- sized hole appeared. And then a nearly naked woman emerged from the center of the tear and rose into the sky. She had long limbs and golden skin and wore shiny necklaces strategically placed over her chest and lower half. A gem- encrusted veil covered her face.
How many necklaces would a woman have to wear to adequately cover all her parts? That must hurt her neck.
Tyra Banks is about to have a novel published, Modelland. Will Camilla and/or Cannoli review?
- 03/08/2011 01:06:54 AM
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This must be parody
- 03/08/2011 08:52:11 AM
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Have you ever watching ANTM? Tyra is freaking hilarious.
- 03/08/2011 12:40:57 PM
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Re: Have you ever watching ANTM? Tyra is freaking hilarious.
- 03/08/2011 12:42:07 PM
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Heh.
- 03/08/2011 12:43:41 PM
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Damn it
- 03/08/2011 12:45:17 PM
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Please do.
- 03/08/2011 12:47:11 PM
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Re: Please do.
- 03/08/2011 01:01:08 PM
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For everything that is good and pure in this world...no...no *NM*
- 03/08/2011 01:54:36 PM
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A dress with rips in all the right places ...
- 03/08/2011 05:46:58 PM
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- 03/08/2011 05:46:58 PM
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Oh, this is even more promising than I thought. We so need a review. *NM*
- 03/08/2011 07:47:03 PM
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Couldn't resist. *NM*