it's a message from the Queen!
The rest of it is meh, considering divergent grammatical conventions for the most part.
One reason I like Romance languages is that their grammatical structures reminds me of certain Southern grammatical rules, ones that make much more sense than British or Yank ones.
There's an insinuation in that sketch that Received speech is the only "proper" English. It's not; it's just one of several dialects. I was just noting that I didn't accept much of what was noted because the semantics behind the phrases have shifted over 400 years and an ocean apart. Might as well ask why the hell do people still say "God save the Queen." Save her from what? A whole host of people who don't think of that as being a verb in the subjunctive mood?
But then again, whenever someone is "knocked up," do you go for the pregnancy test or ask if they are tired?
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie
Je suis méchant.
Je suis méchant.

From David Mitchell: Dear America
20/05/2010 03:16:38 PM
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As a non-native Eng-spleaking person...
20/05/2010 03:32:14 PM
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"Could care less is" a personal peeve of mine, too.
20/05/2010 03:43:08 PM
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Mine also
20/05/2010 04:08:23 PM
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Oh, and for the record: the use of "table" as a verb in politics still confuses me for about 5 sec.
20/05/2010 04:38:35 PM
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What a grating accent
20/05/2010 10:41:38 PM
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what grammatical conventions?
20/05/2010 11:11:10 PM
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Subjunctive, reflective pronouns, things like that
20/05/2010 11:26:09 PM
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His main two points had nothing to do with all that, though...
20/05/2010 11:39:28 PM
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I know. I just merely said I disliked the accent and that the divergent dialects were just that
20/05/2010 11:59:25 PM
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How does that apply at all?
20/05/2010 11:43:49 PM
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Different rules for different dialects
21/05/2010 12:03:31 AM
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.... dialects?
21/05/2010 12:06:03 AM
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Yes, dialects
21/05/2010 12:20:09 AM
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Re: Yes, dialects
21/05/2010 12:24:25 AM
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Perhaps
21/05/2010 12:54:49 AM
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Re: Perhaps
21/05/2010 12:56:18 AM
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It really depends
21/05/2010 01:03:13 AM
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Re: It really depends
21/05/2010 01:05:21 AM
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