My neighbor had 3 goats. They would eat the mail. I drove by one day to see my neigbor running out his front door waving his fist. I looked over by the mailbox, and there was this goat- his head cocked a bit to one side (with those weird dinosaur eyes!) and chewing on one end of a letter.

He also was very fond of climbing on the roof. How he didn't slide off the metal roof, I have no idea. He would also repeatedly get into the guy's jeep. I'd drive by and the thing would just be sitting there in the driver's seat, with his head cocked a bit, like he wished he had thumbs. They're amusing if they're someone else's, but I'd never get one.