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Kilimanjaro is pretty small really. Tim Send a noteboard - 23/08/2010 11:45:35 PM
It may just be Edinburgh.


But I'd say I've been to most cafés in the centre of Edinburgh, and I have had this experience at a number of them. And not just the small ones. Kilimanjaro (where this happened) is not small. And as I said, Elephant House is almost designed for it.


Not the smallest one around, but still.

The Elephant House is not small, but that is quite a kooky place in more than one respect. Also it's a bit of a stretch to call it a "café" given the extent of its cooking.

British people also avoid sharing tables whenever possible. However, when that isn't possible (because all the tables are occupied), the next best thing is to pick the table with the fewest other people on it (i.e. yours, because you're on your own) and politely ask permission to sit there. But not try to make conversation with strangers. That's just wrong. Clearly this person was a bit dotty.


See, in Norway, if the tables are occupied, you leave.


Even if you know that everywhere else also has no completely free tables because there's a big festival on?

The solution is either to go to less crowded places, or to bring someone else with you. Preferably someone who also has a lot of work to do, and who you don't particularly want to chat with.


I keep going to less crowded places, but they inevitably shut down.


Good point. I had forgotten about the Curse of Camilla™. But what about my other idea?
Vigilantibus non dormientibus jura subveniunt.

—Nous disons en allemand : le guerre, le mort, le lune, alors que 'soleil' et 'amour' sont du sexe féminin : la soleil, la amour. La vie est neutre.

—La vie ? Neutre ? C'est très joli, et surtout très logique.
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