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Horny Turtle Humping Shoe LadyLorraine Send a noteboard - 13/09/2009 02:02:51 AM
It's just...it's just hilarious. And he makes cute little squeaking noises.
Still Empress of the Poofy Purple Pillow Pile Palace!!
Continued Love of my Aussie <3
WARNING: gratuitous turtle sex organ
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Horny Turtle Humping Shoe - 13/09/2009 02:02:51 AM 818 Views
Imagine reaching for your shoe... - 13/09/2009 02:16:58 AM 638 Views
I bet he didn't even call that shoe the next day. - 13/09/2009 04:11:45 AM 637 Views
coming from the species famous for "mating" with their hands - 13/09/2009 04:23:11 AM 605 Views
But supposedly humans are the only ones who do it for pleasure.... - 13/09/2009 04:30:10 AM 628 Views
okay that is so NONSENSE - 13/09/2009 04:52:49 AM 604 Views
Hey, I don't believe it either, just sniping at "animals aren't advanced enough to have feelings. " - 13/09/2009 05:24:35 AM 627 Views
Eh. - 13/09/2009 09:59:46 AM 580 Views
I'm not saying they're as developed as humans, but they aren't just machines either. - 13/09/2009 10:10:14 AM 663 Views
I so agree! - 13/09/2009 11:21:40 AM 614 Views
Thanks. - 14/09/2009 08:52:35 AM 707 Views
Re: I'm not saying they're as developed as humans, but they aren't just machines either. - 13/09/2009 06:55:50 PM 678 Views
All empirical evidence is ultimately anecdotal. - 14/09/2009 08:50:32 AM 697 Views
Well, didn't take you long to render your argument unfalsifiable. - 14/09/2009 09:08:50 AM 647 Views
That was really more of an aside than anything. - 14/09/2009 09:18:46 AM 589 Views
Re: Horny Turtle Humping Shoe - 13/09/2009 04:39:33 PM 730 Views

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