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Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) Send a noteboard - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM
    1. David Arquette as my personal on-set bartender.
    2. My trailer to be connected to the bank, the post office and Lady Gaga via pneumatic tubes.
    3. Two segments on Chelsea Lately to promoteThe Thespian's Moniker.
    4. Zesty Taco & Chipotle Ranch Doritos.
"All the worlds are in the sky
and some of them keep me from falling."

-- Charlie Mystery, age 5
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1335 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 988 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 903 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 902 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 993 Views
*terminates your prepositions* - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 952 Views
*cough* - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 847 Views
Termination is always funny. - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 910 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1138 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 561 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1084 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 965 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1084 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1001 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 974 Views
- 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 940 Views
Nonono! - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1120 Views
Barbados! - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1131 Views
Bahamas! - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 961 Views
C'mon, pretty mama - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 994 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1058 Views
Aw man. - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 942 Views
Oh, that's nice. - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 904 Views
I - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 851 Views
Uh oh. - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 907 Views
We'll work around it. - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 949 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 855 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1099 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 932 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 413 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 467 Views
- 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 867 Views
Re: Gorilla. - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1099 Views
Nice. - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1070 Views
Well - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 933 Views
Did - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1150 Views
Quit subject changing - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1194 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1074 Views
What the Hell! - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 961 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 468 Views
I know right! - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 931 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1133 Views
RETCON! - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 958 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 671 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 848 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 988 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1115 Views
Unfortunately, yes. - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 948 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1057 Views
NO. - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 873 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 406 Views
Actually, - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 972 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 524 Views
Me too! - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 858 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1006 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1030 Views
Re: Me too! - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1138 Views
Well... parts of you.... - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 947 Views
I get to learn to read this season? - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 889 Views
Not only that! - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1061 Views
My script only has one page. - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 915 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 507 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 986 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 914 Views
Yeah, about that? - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1160 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 884 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 861 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 469 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 914 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 850 Views
Dude. - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 776 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 478 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 410 Views
This. *NM* - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 488 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 878 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 433 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 448 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 424 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 442 Views
Tubular is ok. - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 992 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 953 Views
Well, see... - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 967 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 997 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 963 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1063 Views
DAMMIT. - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1344 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 420 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 410 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 491 Views
Very sad. *NM* - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 438 Views
Damn right. - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 892 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 869 Views
It's the writers, man. - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 938 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 946 Views
Mine neither, guy. - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 921 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 989 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 938 Views
And by 'your own' - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 898 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 945 Views
Re: Scripts - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1055 Views
Later on it turns out - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1298 Views

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