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You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM
    1. David Arquette as my personal on-set bartender.

Ok I can get behind this. I mean it's only logical, really.

2. My trailer to be connected to the bank, the post office and Lady Gaga via pneumatic tubes.

I'll grab Gaga, you get the tubes.

3. Two segments on Chelsea Lately to promoteThe Thespian's Moniker.

No idea what this is.

4. Zesty Taco & Chipotle Ranch Doritos.

Ahhh, miiiight be a problem with this one. How 'bout I just give you a bowl of cardboard pieces and a tub of MSG?
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1335 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 987 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 903 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 901 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 992 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 951 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 847 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 909 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1137 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 560 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1083 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 964 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1084 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 1000 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 974 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 940 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1120 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1130 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 960 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 994 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1058 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 941 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 904 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 851 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 907 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 948 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 854 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1098 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 931 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 413 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 466 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 1006 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 924 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 866 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1098 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1070 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 933 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1150 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1194 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1073 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 961 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 468 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 930 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1132 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 957 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 671 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 847 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 988 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1115 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 947 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1056 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 873 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 406 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 971 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 523 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 857 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 1005 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1029 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1138 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 946 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 888 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1060 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 915 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 506 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 985 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 914 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1159 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 883 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 860 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 469 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 913 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 850 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 775 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 477 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 409 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 488 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 877 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 432 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 447 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 423 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 441 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 991 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 952 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 966 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 996 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 962 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1062 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1343 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 420 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 410 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 490 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 438 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 892 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 868 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 937 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 946 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 920 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 989 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 938 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 898 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 944 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1054 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1297 Views
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