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Re: Scripts Gaps Send a noteboard - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM
A shadow emerges from the alley, shrouded in the mist that rises from the sidewalk. The shadow coalesces into a man, who was once a child. He kicks a homeless man, and asks a question in a voice hardened by cigarettes, late night karaoke battles, and chili peppers dried in the South American sun

Kuke: Where's the nearest 7-11?

The homeless man looks up, eyes revealing: circuses parking lots full moons half moons the smell of steam yells yells yells dirty sex half used cigarette butts like gold fruit abandoned houses stray dogs and stray cats card games friendly faces fear fear, fear

Homeless Man: Two blocks down, on the right.

A lamp flickers, and goes out.
I cannot even copy his manner because the manner of his prose was the manner of his thinking and that was a dazzling succession of gaps; and you cannot ape a gap because you are bound to fill it in somehow or other -- and blot it out in the process. -- Nabokov
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1321 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 974 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 884 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 882 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 968 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 933 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 831 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 893 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1121 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 554 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 1064 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 941 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 1067 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 973 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 961 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 927 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 1101 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1112 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 944 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 972 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 1043 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 908 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 887 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 833 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 887 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 930 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 839 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 1081 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 918 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 406 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 460 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 992 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 909 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 853 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 1085 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 1053 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 919 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1129 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1176 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 1061 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 942 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 459 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 919 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 1105 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 943 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 664 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 828 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 971 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 1096 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 928 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 1039 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 854 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 395 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 960 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 517 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 839 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 983 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 1016 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1121 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 934 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 870 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 1049 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 898 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 497 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 968 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 895 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1137 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 870 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 841 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 457 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 897 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 831 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 756 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 472 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 402 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 482 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 861 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 424 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 440 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 415 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 435 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 978 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 939 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 954 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 973 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 944 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 1049 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1326 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 412 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 402 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 483 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 430 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 877 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 854 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 916 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 936 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 900 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 977 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 925 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 885 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 929 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 1037 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1278 Views
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