What if, instead of dying on a cross, Jesus had become a baker of high quality, organic pies? And what if these pies -- with such flavors as mango rhubarb jalapeño -- quietly organized themselves into small communes on cafe shelves, slowly forming their own economic theory known as Pastrialism? And what if one especially brilliant pie, with a difficult life, spent hours toiling away in London libraries writing a magnum opus known only as "Got Milk?", that slowly took over the world? And what if Jesus, who had never died on the cross (or the spike or the spoke or noosed up on a rope) became a reality television star, and one of his challenges was to eat as many pies as possible?
Wouldn't the universe collapse upon itself?
Wouldn't the universe collapse upon itself?
I cannot even copy his manner because the manner of his prose was the manner of his thinking and that was a dazzling succession of gaps; and you cannot ape a gap because you are bound to fill it in somehow or other -- and blot it out in the process. -- Nabokov
What if jesus died in some other way?
17/10/2010 08:27:39 PM
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Re: Pies
17/10/2010 08:33:30 PM
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But how can pies become sentient?
17/10/2010 08:42:59 PM
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Re: How can a man cure the blind and rise from the dead? Same answer for the pies:
17/10/2010 09:05:06 PM
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"Think of the Shroud of Turin! Where would we be if they had cremated Jesus?"
17/10/2010 09:28:01 PM
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Jesus never died. *NM*
18/10/2010 02:54:01 AM
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Yes He did. On the cross. For our sins. Period. *NM*
18/10/2010 11:23:58 PM
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RELIGIOUS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR *NM*
18/10/2010 11:56:26 PM
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I'm just gonna go and invoke Godwin's Law here, and cut this conversation short.
19/10/2010 02:10:47 AM
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Sorry dude, ill pay for my own sins not have someone else die for them. *NM*
19/10/2010 05:18:10 AM
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So then the question is....
19/10/2010 04:01:13 PM
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Re: So then the question is....
20/10/2010 03:28:43 AM
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Re: So then the question is....
20/10/2010 08:27:48 AM
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I said what I said fo a reason.
20/10/2010 01:33:10 PM
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Jesus did die in another way, at least visually
18/10/2010 12:44:46 PM
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Out of curiosity, what source do you have for that?
18/10/2010 06:18:05 PM
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Interesting.. I only ever noticed the ones where he's kind of standing
19/10/2010 07:06:00 AM
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The tree had prophetic significance, IIRC.
18/10/2010 09:38:13 PM
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Yeah, can you imagine paganism polluting a religion about a man hung on a tree and/or resurrected? *NM*
18/10/2010 10:19:25 PM
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Totally reminds me of The Good Man Jesus and The Scoundrel Christ
19/10/2010 05:55:03 AM
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