Almost as good as the old one...
One day, e^x sees x^2 running down the street in a panic.
"What's wrong?" asks e^x.
"There's a Differential Operator in town!" yells x^2. "If I run into him too many times, I'll disappear!"
"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hurt me. After all, I'm e^x."
So e^x walks down the street to the Differential Operator. "My friend tells me you're a Differential Operator," e^x says pompously. "Well, I'm e^x."
"Pleased to meet you, e^x," says the Differential Operator. "I'm d/dt."
One day, e^x sees x^2 running down the street in a panic.
"What's wrong?" asks e^x.
"There's a Differential Operator in town!" yells x^2. "If I run into him too many times, I'll disappear!"
"Don't worry," responds e^x. "I'll go have a chat with him. No, don't worry about me -- he can't hurt me. After all, I'm e^x."
So e^x walks down the street to the Differential Operator. "My friend tells me you're a Differential Operator," e^x says pompously. "Well, I'm e^x."
"Pleased to meet you, e^x," says the Differential Operator. "I'm d/dt."
Nicely done.
So this guy walks into a psychologist's office.
- 06/12/2010 02:39:31 PM
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BAD JOKES!
- 06/12/2010 06:23:52 PM
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I cannot understand your first joke. I can't even get past the first line.
- 06/12/2010 07:36:48 PM
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It isn't particularly funny, you're not missing much. *NM*
- 06/12/2010 07:54:44 PM
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*NM*
Please. It was hi-larious.
- 06/12/2010 08:16:55 PM
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- 06/12/2010 09:13:19 PM
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Why is the "d/dt" part funny? I don't get the punchline but I understand the build up *NM*
- 06/12/2010 08:56:53 PM
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Because d/dt of e^x is 0
- 06/12/2010 09:01:35 PM
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I remember this starting a geek fight once
- 06/12/2010 09:23:47 PM
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This is resolved by using the Differential Operator ∂/∂t instead.
- 06/12/2010 09:53:00 PM
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I actually laughed out loud at that.
- 06/12/2010 09:02:08 PM
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- 06/12/2010 09:13:19 PM
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