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Ma'am, I'd like to make you an offer. Nate Send a noteboard - 07/07/2011 08:32:17 PM
If you'll sign this contract waiving all legal liabilities and monetary compensation, I can hook you up to a machine that will synthesize those emotions into a fine explosive powder that can be used to create love bullets. Shoot your enemies until they adore you, and are also dead. We can start this afternoon.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay? Nate - 07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM 969 Views
I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 346 Views
Ma'am, I'd like to make you an offer. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:32:17 PM 645 Views
But I like ice schrapnel Stephen - 07/07/2011 07:40:18 PM 609 Views
That's my kind of talk. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:34:14 PM 618 Views
Amy needs to get in line Camilla - 07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM 613 Views
I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM 664 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM 615 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:10:34 PM 598 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:14:03 PM 603 Views
You word write good. Tigr - 07/07/2011 10:36:39 PM 568 Views
Sounds like you need my Degabbledizer. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:48:03 PM 609 Views
There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies. TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM 595 Views
~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM 588 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:57:23 AM 569 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 02:00:03 AM 527 Views
Re: Best post in fifteen years. Gaps - 08/07/2011 06:04:31 AM 653 Views
I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 600 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 636 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 613 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 587 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 595 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 930 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 590 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 606 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 664 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 659 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 600 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 624 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 636 Views
Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM* Danu - 09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM 416 Views
Bionic Cream is delicious. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:56:41 PM 561 Views
If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed. TaskmasterJack - 10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM 688 Views
You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). Nate - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM 596 Views
Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 597 Views
Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 607 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 627 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 603 Views
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