That's going to cut my trans-Atlantic travel costs (not to mention time) to practically nothing; you've got my vote for that alone, and I'll unleash a giant two-headed tiger on anyone who tries to stop your fine work. Also, your Superweapons, Abominations&Novelties catalog is exceptionally good at swatting flies (though it's a lot more entertaining to just leave the spider-cake in front of an open window and watch the fun.... ) The cyborg bear eating mapthis, that's also amusing, but please let us know if there are any problems.

By the way, anything that badger tells you I did to it while it was drunk is a filthy lie.