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You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate Send a noteboard - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM
It's made entirely of natural ingredients, including vegetable oil, nutmeg, nano-scrubbers, and fairy blood.* With two daily applications, your bionic eye will gleam with the unquenchable fire of an unquenchable fire, which come to think of it you actually might not be able to quench.





*No fairies were harmed** in the making of this product.
















**No lies*** were told in this promotion.























***For the purposes of this promotion, lies are not**** defined as truths we assume you'd rather not hear about.


































****My lawyer says that I have to inform you that actually that is how they're defined, but he also says you probably won't read this far.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay? Nate - 07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM 927 Views
I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 329 Views
Ma'am, I'd like to make you an offer. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:32:17 PM 608 Views
But I like ice schrapnel Stephen - 07/07/2011 07:40:18 PM 570 Views
That's my kind of talk. Nate - 07/07/2011 08:34:14 PM 581 Views
Amy needs to get in line Camilla - 07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM 578 Views
I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM 625 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM 575 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:10:34 PM 558 Views
Re: I can fix that, you know. Camilla - 07/07/2011 10:14:03 PM 560 Views
You word write good. Tigr - 07/07/2011 10:36:39 PM 533 Views
Sounds like you need my Degabbledizer. Nate - 07/07/2011 10:48:03 PM 571 Views
There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies. TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM 558 Views
~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM 553 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:57:23 AM 537 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 02:00:03 AM 492 Views
Re: Best post in fifteen years. Gaps - 08/07/2011 06:04:31 AM 614 Views
I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 568 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 599 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 577 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 551 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 557 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 888 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 552 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 566 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 628 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 620 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 563 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 591 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 606 Views
Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM* Danu - 09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM 397 Views
Bionic Cream is delicious. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:56:41 PM 524 Views
If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed. TaskmasterJack - 10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM 653 Views
You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). Nate - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM 558 Views
Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 561 Views
Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 567 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 587 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 559 Views
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