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I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel Send a noteboard - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM
Make sure to pick up this year's Christmas catalogue as well. It features all your favourite holiday items, such as Rudolph the Radiation-Nosed Reindeer, talking mistletoe, and genuine elf leather, made from 100 percent real synthetic elves. Supplies are limited, so don't forget to enter our contest to receive a free unguided tour of the Syntheticelf Processor device, a look at the magic behind science!

Something about causing "irreparable damage to continental ecosystems" and "genocide". Just another attempt to secularize Christmas, if you ask me. O^ Sending these folks the Irradiated Iguana simultaneously traumatized and inspired them, so you might have some competition soon. If you can set up a cage match between the reindeer and the iguana I know a cable distributor who'd love to put it on pay-per-view. :) The only other problem with the Christmas catalog is that my girlfriend left me when I gave her the elf leather bustier, but she's always been a fangirl anyway, so small loss (i.e. the bustiers contents).
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay? Nate - 07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM 989 Views
I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 354 Views
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I can fix that, you know. Nate - 07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM 677 Views
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You word write good. Tigr - 07/07/2011 10:36:39 PM 587 Views
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~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM 603 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ TaskmasterJack - 08/07/2011 01:57:23 AM 592 Views
Re: ~takes notes~ Nate - 08/07/2011 02:00:03 AM 547 Views
Re: Best post in fifteen years. Gaps - 08/07/2011 06:04:31 AM 670 Views
I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 613 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 653 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 630 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 620 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 609 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 951 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 605 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 625 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 686 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 676 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 619 Views
You might be interested in my Bionic Cream. Nate - 08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM 642 Views
What use do we have for natural ingredients? We're scientists. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 11:13:39 PM 652 Views
Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM* Danu - 09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM 425 Views
Bionic Cream is delicious. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:56:41 PM 576 Views
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You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). Nate - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM 611 Views
Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 616 Views
Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 622 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 643 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 618 Views
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