Another year has passed and our beloved Sareitha Sedai is celebrating her birthday today. Since we all can’t be there to give her gifts and hugs, why don’t we celebrate this wonderful day the best way we know how…with words!

Write Sareitha a haiku!

Choose a category (lame, funny, thoughtful, dirty, abstract, etc.) and post your poem. I’ll kick things off:

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Sareitha Sedai
The name has five syllables
You’re not old at all

I’ll pick the best haiku at the end of the day. The winner gets my choice of the following prizes:
1) A mind numbing pun from damookster
2) A pair of really big high heels from tehanu
3) A picture of wads mounting a statue of a sheep
4) Divine forgiveness from the Church of Snoopsterism
5) Permanent use of the moniker “se Vinta” after your screen name
6) Nothing (this is the most likely prize)


Happy birthday Sareitha! Sorry your party sucks.