It's all about presentation; Ed Wood understood that. 
Joel Send a noteboard - 12/08/2011 02:29:56 AM
Joel Send a noteboard - 12/08/2011 02:29:56 AM
Not like a real hornet, but like the star of some Ed Wood movie about The Hornet That Ate Poughkeepsie. I was hoping this series of articles was heavily sensationalized (Wikipedia says the stories about penis invading candiru needs citations... 
) and am deeply disturbed that this one seems to live up to its billing. And, no "disturbed" and forms of it is not my new favorite word; "alienation" is still way ahead of it. 
) and am deeply disturbed that this one seems to live up to its billing. And, no "disturbed" and forms of it is not my new favorite word; "alienation" is still way ahead of it. Hey, I qualified the candiru story by noting that only one case was actually documented. I just qualified it after the horrifying descriptions. :p
Reminds me of the Springfield film festival where they asked Krusty why he voted for Mr. Burns movie:
"Let's just say it moved me--TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Uh oh, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.... "
But yes, the Asian Giant Hornet is all too real and all too terrifying.
Yeah, googling took me to Cracked (among other places) where I learned about the Bot Fly, too. Incidentally, would you happen to know where to bulk buy DDT?
I'm going to be doing my best to base these articles entirely on fact, at least relative to my framework of rhetorical embellishment. The animal world is crazy enough just as it really is.
No lie.
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Slightly better than chocolate.
Love still can't be coerced.
Please Don't Eat the Newbies!
LoL. Be well, RAFOlk.
This message last edited by Joel on 12/08/2011 at 02:31:39 AM
Animals Are Awesome, Ep. 2 - The Asian Giant Hornet
- 11/08/2011 04:08:05 PM
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are you confusing awesome with terrifying? *NM*
- 11/08/2011 06:45:35 PM
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Maybe! But tomorrow's animal will be cute, I promise. *NM*
- 11/08/2011 06:53:15 PM
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It even looks terrifying.
- 12/08/2011 01:19:53 AM
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Just so.
- 12/08/2011 02:17:23 AM
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It's all about presentation; Ed Wood understood that.
- 12/08/2011 02:29:56 AM
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- 12/08/2011 02:29:56 AM
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Holy crap.
- 12/08/2011 03:21:06 AM
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If I were Japanese, I'd be building indestructible super robots, too.
- 12/08/2011 04:50:56 AM
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