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Best of luck. Joel Send a noteboard - 22/09/2009 11:51:13 PM
I'm about to compete in my club's humerous speech contest. Five to seven minutes of talk. It has to be a speech, it has to have a message and everything, but most of all, it has to be hilarious.

My timing is not really that good (which is why I'm taking the challenge: only way to get better), a Very Bad Thing for comedy. And my voice started to break down yesterday evening. I'm in more of a "sneeze all over the audience"-mood than I would like to be.

Pfff

Oh, and the subject is "The Unwritten Rules of Urinal Positioning".

I personally favor "facing them" at least if I plan to use one.
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So, wish me luck Artsapat - 22/09/2009 04:46:10 PM 622 Views
1) Stay straight ahead. Do not look to left or right. TaskmasterJack - 22/09/2009 04:49:41 PM 561 Views
Never cross the streams *NM* beetnemesis - 22/09/2009 04:59:01 PM 248 Views
Optimize number of urinals smaug - 22/09/2009 06:21:29 PM 709 Views
Restrooms at work have four urinals; hypothesis: My employers hate us. Joel - 22/09/2009 06:38:47 PM 595 Views
Apparently! smaug - 22/09/2009 08:25:58 PM 587 Views
Re: Apparently! Joel - 22/09/2009 11:57:35 PM 742 Views
Re: Apparently! smaug - 23/09/2009 08:54:26 PM 630 Views
It depends, actually.... Joel - 28/09/2009 04:42:06 AM 606 Views
Re: Restrooms at work have four urinals; hypothesis: My employers hate us. Morgawse - 22/09/2009 09:03:22 PM 585 Views
What the lady said smaug - 22/09/2009 09:57:42 PM 564 Views
Fourth Edition? That implies there was something after Second.... Joel - 22/09/2009 11:54:51 PM 706 Views
Re: Fourth Edition? That implies there was something after Second.... Morgawse - 23/09/2009 01:15:42 PM 683 Views
I'll always love GURPS' realism and versatility. Joel - 23/09/2009 02:24:15 PM 563 Views
Gurps is fantastic if you want a reality simulator, I'll give it that. Morgawse - 23/09/2009 02:32:04 PM 745 Views
That was hilarious Artsapat - 23/09/2009 06:20:59 PM 575 Views
Good luck, mate. Oh, and don't forget ... Yoduff - 22/09/2009 09:26:34 PM 596 Views
Best of luck. Joel - 22/09/2009 11:51:13 PM 524 Views
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