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A guy did that this season on Master Chef. j-whitt987 Send a noteboard - 22/08/2011 01:41:03 PM
I've thought this was neat ever since I saw what's-her-name do it on the Surreal Life when she was trying to seduce Greg Brady.

For the uninitiated, it's basically exactly what it sounds like. Take one (1) Naked Girl. Put her on a table (face up). Artfully arrange sushi (and ornamental grass/flowers, if desired) on her.

Serve cold.

Now, I just convinced a female friend of mine to do this for her boyfriend, since the sushi place she wanted to bring him to isn't doing Happy Hour this week.

Unfortunately, she plans to make it a private affair, and shot down my idea of a big potluck-style gathering, where we all bring food to eat off of her. I make awesome rosemary garlic mashed potatoes; I'm just saying.

I suppose the link I've included as an example is NSFW, although all of the good bits are obscured by delicious sushi.


He served food to the judges on his wife. I found it to be hilarious. He didn't make it past the auditions obviously.
Kirk: Spock, you want to know something? Everybody’s human.
Spock: I find that remark…insulting.
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You know what this world needs? More Naked Girl Sushi Platters! beetnemesis - 17/08/2011 07:02:16 PM 1173 Views
Ick *NM* ßelals Girl - 17/08/2011 07:29:46 PM 325 Views
Do you object to naked girls, or sushi? *NM* beetnemesis - 17/08/2011 08:19:11 PM 334 Views
No, what this world needs is more cowbell! *NM* Dark Knight - 17/08/2011 07:38:02 PM 342 Views
Our views are not mutually exclusive! *NM* beetnemesis - 17/08/2011 08:19:27 PM 305 Views
I would refuse to eat food that way kHz1000 - 17/08/2011 08:54:35 PM 784 Views
Pretty much this. If it's a kink, more power to them. Otherwise... creepy. *NM* Ghavrel - 17/08/2011 09:25:32 PM 318 Views
looks great but to be honest I can think of better uses for naked girls *NM* random thoughts - 17/08/2011 09:23:08 PM 307 Views
No thank you. Nate - 17/08/2011 09:27:09 PM 787 Views
Thats disgusting, Aisha - 17/08/2011 09:46:58 PM 922 Views
Lol I couldn't stop laughing at that image *NM* Dark Knight - 17/08/2011 10:17:55 PM 407 Views
It's treating women like pieces of FLATWARE. Much less demeaning. *NM* beetnemesis - 17/08/2011 10:51:31 PM 304 Views
Oh please. Dont get your panties in a bunch *NM* Urza - 18/08/2011 12:26:51 AM 283 Views
I'm still waiting for Naked Girl Pizza Parlors... TaskmasterJack - 17/08/2011 09:51:25 PM 786 Views
A few have stated that this is like treating women like "Pieces of Meat..." Dannymac - 17/08/2011 10:13:42 PM 768 Views
Making a dish of your lover is fun! Beqi - 17/08/2011 10:27:13 PM 794 Views
They should serve fish on her fish, not crabs. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 17/08/2011 10:51:16 PM 339 Views
Men with no shirts and commando wearing a kilt. Serving Guinness. Avendesora - 18/08/2011 12:43:53 AM 748 Views
Men with no shirts and commando wearing a kilt. Serving Guinness. Avendesora - 18/08/2011 12:44:30 AM 716 Views
so badly you had to do it twice *NM* LadyLorraine - 18/08/2011 02:30:49 AM 309 Views
iPhone auto refresh on crappy 3G network. *NM* Avendesora - 18/08/2011 02:58:21 AM 367 Views
I can appreciate the artistic beauty of it *NM* ironclad - 18/08/2011 12:35:40 PM 343 Views
A guy did that this season on Master Chef. j-whitt987 - 22/08/2011 01:41:03 PM 1071 Views
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