Near as I can tell, I walked around with my right shoulder half out of its socket for about half my life (thanks again, moondog.... ) so, while it's usually not a big deal anymore (it had a nasty habit of periodically dislocating again until I got a professional to put it back in place) I anticipate a lot of grief from it in a few decades. My mom's been blessed to so far avoid joint pain to this point, but she's definitely not getting younger. Here's hoping you and all of us are spared the need for this drug, and that it's cheapply and safely available if we're not.

Don't sell those anti-government/corporate rants short though; they're guaranteed to win you friends on both left and right, right?