I was caught by circumstances beyond my control; to whit: Getting internet from the landlord works fine unless he sells the place two months after you move in and expects everyone out by 1 September; then it only works until 1 September. You can get even with me tomorrow; in the mean time: Gratulerer med bursdagen; jeg håper det var fin av deg, og mange mer kommer. That should be close enough to be comprehensible, even though I'm sure even that lone sentence is wrong in at least one place, but if I use dicios all the time I'll NEVER learn Norwegian, and what I DO learn will often be wrong anyway.