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I always thought ... Nate Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM
<screaming>It's made from PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE!!!</screaming>


... that it was made from leprechauns, which is what makes it magic. It also explains why you can't find leprechauns in the wild anymore. They are all kept on factory farms where they are looked after by

(wait for it)

Farmhand Hammer.

Oh yes. You know you liked it.
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Baking Soda Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM 1117 Views
Question: Why are you such a communist? Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:27:34 PM 893 Views
Deus vult...? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:44:46 PM 822 Views
Jacob McCarthy? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:08:53 PM 403 Views
Fantastic question. *NM* Tom - 05/10/2011 12:54:12 AM 382 Views
Why is it such a miracle substance? beetnemesis - 04/10/2011 05:30:41 PM 829 Views
That's easy... Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM 851 Views
I always thought ... Nate - 04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM 737 Views
*groan* Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:40:05 PM 874 Views
I think you're right. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:50:49 PM 893 Views
*slap* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM 802 Views
Pfft. That was a comedic pot of gold. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:49:52 PM 898 Views
-___- LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:19:38 PM 779 Views
Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM 904 Views
Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM 770 Views
HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!! LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM 725 Views
Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM 843 Views
*sad head shake* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM 799 Views
I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM 854 Views
I weep for your loss, brother LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:15:46 PM 819 Views
Me peace is complete; my stomach, settled. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:24:29 PM 706 Views
hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM* Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM 443 Views
Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM 837 Views
ever been on an anti-acid trip? Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 11:33:06 PM 831 Views
I have been on every trip, some of them more than once. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:09 AM 885 Views
why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM* random thoughts - 04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM 419 Views
sodium. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:44:51 PM 847 Views
Yeah, what she said. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM 1010 Views
who the hell is "Cecil"? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM 796 Views
Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM 891 Views
I still don't see a single qualification. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM 835 Views
I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM 820 Views
like I said, it's not necessarily personal against HIM LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:18:25 PM 763 Views
Cecil has been known to cite. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:47:00 PM 885 Views
Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 09:46:59 PM 828 Views
I choose to take that as a compliment. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:25:14 PM 869 Views
I LOVE Baking Soda Danu - 04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM 786 Views
Preach it sister! *NM* Avendesora - 04/10/2011 11:47:30 PM 427 Views
Peace be with you. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM 793 Views
"Holy trinity of medicine"?! *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM 496 Views
Tasty, too. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM 828 Views
not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM 490 Views
That is also acceptable, Bob's your uncle, as the saying goes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:06:10 AM 772 Views
Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder! *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM 662 Views
Baking powder IS baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM 815 Views
Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES. Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM 797 Views
Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM 948 Views
Nomoreso than steel is iron. Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:57:59 AM 826 Views
Noranylesso. Armand Hammer - 06/10/2011 11:45:05 AM 844 Views
Fungible??? Damn, you went hardcore vocab there! *NM* everynametaken - 06/10/2011 05:10:28 AM 393 Views
I've been reading The Ascent of Money. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:58:41 AM 396 Views
So does it remove enamel from teeth or strengthen it? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:03 PM 402 Views
Yes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:24:19 PM 770 Views
Can it be used to wash clothing? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:26 PM 393 Views
Sure. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:25:56 PM 768 Views
Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market? Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM 767 Views
It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM 810 Views
What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM 389 Views
It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM 866 Views
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