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Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God LadyLorraine Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM
It is from this that it derives it's miraculous properties.

You'll note that many other exudates of the Mighty Soda God have a multitude of uses. The original "soda water" is a mighty cleaning tool beyond being an excellent mixer.

However, the Terrible Devil, Acidifer, has manipulated the Holy Soda Water by use of terrible additives and deceptively sweet flavorings into a murderer of humanity, also known as "Coca-Cola". But not even the Wretched Acidifer can defeat the Versatile Power of the Holy Soda Water. It's just dangerous for consumption now...but oh so sweet....
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Baking Soda Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM 1050 Views
Question: Why are you such a communist? Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:27:34 PM 822 Views
Deus vult...? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:44:46 PM 765 Views
Jacob McCarthy? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:08:53 PM 374 Views
Fantastic question. *NM* Tom - 05/10/2011 12:54:12 AM 351 Views
Why is it such a miracle substance? beetnemesis - 04/10/2011 05:30:41 PM 768 Views
That's easy... Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM 796 Views
I always thought ... Nate - 04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM 679 Views
*groan* Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:40:05 PM 818 Views
I think you're right. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:50:49 PM 825 Views
*slap* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM 735 Views
Pfft. That was a comedic pot of gold. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:49:52 PM 840 Views
-___- LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:19:38 PM 721 Views
Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM 847 Views
Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM 711 Views
HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!! LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM 667 Views
Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM 777 Views
*sad head shake* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM 746 Views
I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM 790 Views
I weep for your loss, brother LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:15:46 PM 762 Views
Me peace is complete; my stomach, settled. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:24:29 PM 637 Views
hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM* Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM 410 Views
Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM 773 Views
ever been on an anti-acid trip? Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 11:33:06 PM 776 Views
I have been on every trip, some of them more than once. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:09 AM 818 Views
why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM* random thoughts - 04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM 374 Views
sodium. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:44:51 PM 780 Views
Yeah, what she said. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM 945 Views
who the hell is "Cecil"? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM 735 Views
Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM 830 Views
I still don't see a single qualification. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM 778 Views
I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM 752 Views
like I said, it's not necessarily personal against HIM LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:18:25 PM 697 Views
Cecil has been known to cite. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:47:00 PM 816 Views
Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 09:46:59 PM 772 Views
I choose to take that as a compliment. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:25:14 PM 795 Views
I LOVE Baking Soda Danu - 04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM 729 Views
Preach it sister! *NM* Avendesora - 04/10/2011 11:47:30 PM 397 Views
Peace be with you. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM 731 Views
"Holy trinity of medicine"?! *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM 460 Views
Tasty, too. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM 758 Views
not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM 455 Views
That is also acceptable, Bob's your uncle, as the saying goes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:06:10 AM 713 Views
Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder! *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM 631 Views
Baking powder IS baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM 744 Views
Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES. Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM 741 Views
Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM 882 Views
Nomoreso than steel is iron. Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:57:59 AM 761 Views
Noranylesso. Armand Hammer - 06/10/2011 11:45:05 AM 783 Views
Fungible??? Damn, you went hardcore vocab there! *NM* everynametaken - 06/10/2011 05:10:28 AM 356 Views
I've been reading The Ascent of Money. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:58:41 AM 348 Views
So does it remove enamel from teeth or strengthen it? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:03 PM 365 Views
Yes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:24:19 PM 713 Views
Can it be used to wash clothing? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:26 PM 360 Views
Sure. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:25:56 PM 703 Views
Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market? Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM 706 Views
It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM 742 Views
What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM 356 Views
It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM 798 Views
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