Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God
LadyLorraine Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM
It is from this that it derives it's miraculous properties.
You'll note that many other exudates of the Mighty Soda God have a multitude of uses. The original "soda water" is a mighty cleaning tool beyond being an excellent mixer.
However, the Terrible Devil, Acidifer, has manipulated the Holy Soda Water by use of terrible additives and deceptively sweet flavorings into a murderer of humanity, also known as "Coca-Cola". But not even the Wretched Acidifer can defeat the Versatile Power of the Holy Soda Water. It's just dangerous for consumption now...but oh so sweet....
You'll note that many other exudates of the Mighty Soda God have a multitude of uses. The original "soda water" is a mighty cleaning tool beyond being an excellent mixer.
However, the Terrible Devil, Acidifer, has manipulated the Holy Soda Water by use of terrible additives and deceptively sweet flavorings into a murderer of humanity, also known as "Coca-Cola". But not even the Wretched Acidifer can defeat the Versatile Power of the Holy Soda Water. It's just dangerous for consumption now...but oh so sweet....
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Baking Soda
04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM
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Why is it such a miracle substance?
04/10/2011 05:30:41 PM
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That's easy...
04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM
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I always thought ...
04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM
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*slap*
04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM
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Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God
04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM
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Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous.
04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM
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HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!!
04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM
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Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling.
04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM
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*sad head shake*
04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM
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I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth.
04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM
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hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM*
04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM
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Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma.
04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM
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why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM*
04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM
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Yeah, what she said.
04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM
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who the hell is "Cecil"?
04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM
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Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope?
04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM
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I still don't see a single qualification.
04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM
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I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are.
04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM
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I LOVE Baking Soda
04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM
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Peace be with you.
05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM
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"Holy trinity of medicine"?! *NM*
05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM
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Tasty, too.
05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM
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not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM*
05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM
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Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder! *NM*
05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM
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Baking powder IS baking soda.
05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM
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Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES.
05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM
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Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda.
05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM
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Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market?
05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM
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It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market.
05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM
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What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM*
05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM
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It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster
05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM
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