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I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM
You have lost The Way, Solider of Soda. Do you not remember the teachings of mercy, of compassion? Of the bubbly joy from our Great Fizzinator?

The Wretched Acidifer has clouded your mind from our path, brother. Come, share in this delicious and healthful fizzy juice with me, and remember. Let not the acidity of our enemy cloud your thought, and remember the sweet sensation of our Lord's Love.

My way is as pure and bright as a filament in an argon suspension, and my wrath as hot. Your fizz is the foulness of phosporic acid, your sweetness the insidious citric subversion of clean and righteous bicarbonate. I am not deceived by you or it. Begone, temptress, and trouble my brethren and me no more, lest we unleash the utmost onslaught of rarist earth, yea, even unto France. Because nothing says, "victory" like "France." :|
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Baking Soda Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM 1031 Views
Question: Why are you such a communist? Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:27:34 PM 805 Views
Deus vult...? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:44:46 PM 747 Views
Jacob McCarthy? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:08:53 PM 367 Views
Fantastic question. *NM* Tom - 05/10/2011 12:54:12 AM 345 Views
Why is it such a miracle substance? beetnemesis - 04/10/2011 05:30:41 PM 751 Views
That's easy... Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM 782 Views
I always thought ... Nate - 04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM 650 Views
*groan* Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:40:05 PM 780 Views
I think you're right. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:50:49 PM 810 Views
*slap* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM 709 Views
Pfft. That was a comedic pot of gold. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:49:52 PM 823 Views
-___- LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:19:38 PM 702 Views
Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM 824 Views
Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM 691 Views
HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!! LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM 650 Views
Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM 754 Views
*sad head shake* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM 727 Views
I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM 776 Views
I weep for your loss, brother LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:15:46 PM 742 Views
Me peace is complete; my stomach, settled. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:24:29 PM 606 Views
hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM* Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM 404 Views
Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM 758 Views
ever been on an anti-acid trip? Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 11:33:06 PM 760 Views
I have been on every trip, some of them more than once. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:09 AM 786 Views
why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM* random thoughts - 04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM 364 Views
sodium. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:44:51 PM 746 Views
Yeah, what she said. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM 928 Views
who the hell is "Cecil"? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM 719 Views
Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM 811 Views
I still don't see a single qualification. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM 765 Views
I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM 734 Views
like I said, it's not necessarily personal against HIM LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:18:25 PM 686 Views
Cecil has been known to cite. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:47:00 PM 797 Views
Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 09:46:59 PM 759 Views
I choose to take that as a compliment. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:25:14 PM 757 Views
I LOVE Baking Soda Danu - 04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM 707 Views
Preach it sister! *NM* Avendesora - 04/10/2011 11:47:30 PM 393 Views
Peace be with you. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM 696 Views
"Holy trinity of medicine"?! *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM 452 Views
Tasty, too. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM 720 Views
not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM 447 Views
That is also acceptable, Bob's your uncle, as the saying goes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:06:10 AM 689 Views
Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder! *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM 625 Views
Baking powder IS baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM 722 Views
Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES. Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM 720 Views
Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM 865 Views
Nomoreso than steel is iron. Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:57:59 AM 746 Views
Noranylesso. Armand Hammer - 06/10/2011 11:45:05 AM 749 Views
Fungible??? Damn, you went hardcore vocab there! *NM* everynametaken - 06/10/2011 05:10:28 AM 345 Views
I've been reading The Ascent of Money. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:58:41 AM 338 Views
So does it remove enamel from teeth or strengthen it? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:03 PM 358 Views
Yes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:24:19 PM 692 Views
Can it be used to wash clothing? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:26 PM 354 Views
Sure. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:25:56 PM 679 Views
Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market? Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM 687 Views
It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM 725 Views
What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM 349 Views
It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM 781 Views
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