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I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM
You have lost The Way, Solider of Soda. Do you not remember the teachings of mercy, of compassion? Of the bubbly joy from our Great Fizzinator?

The Wretched Acidifer has clouded your mind from our path, brother. Come, share in this delicious and healthful fizzy juice with me, and remember. Let not the acidity of our enemy cloud your thought, and remember the sweet sensation of our Lord's Love.

My way is as pure and bright as a filament in an argon suspension, and my wrath as hot. Your fizz is the foulness of phosporic acid, your sweetness the insidious citric subversion of clean and righteous bicarbonate. I am not deceived by you or it. Begone, temptress, and trouble my brethren and me no more, lest we unleash the utmost onslaught of rarist earth, yea, even unto France. Because nothing says, "victory" like "France." :|
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Baking Soda Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:21:00 PM 1073 Views
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Deus vult...? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:44:46 PM 783 Views
Jacob McCarthy? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:08:53 PM 382 Views
Fantastic question. *NM* Tom - 05/10/2011 12:54:12 AM 360 Views
Why is it such a miracle substance? beetnemesis - 04/10/2011 05:30:41 PM 789 Views
That's easy... Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:32:50 PM 817 Views
I always thought ... Nate - 04/10/2011 05:36:19 PM 696 Views
*groan* Jacob - 04/10/2011 05:40:05 PM 838 Views
I think you're right. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:50:49 PM 841 Views
*slap* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:40:16 PM 756 Views
Pfft. That was a comedic pot of gold. Nate - 04/10/2011 05:49:52 PM 860 Views
-___- LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:19:38 PM 739 Views
Baking Soda is the dandruff of the Mighty Soda God LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:43:46 PM 867 Views
Again, Deus vult; 'tis the nature of religion to produce the miraculous. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:45:50 PM 733 Views
HERETIC! ACIDIFIST!!! LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:13:11 PM 688 Views
Much like a pre-ordered copy of Knife of Dreams, you would make fantastic kindling. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 07:04:42 PM 801 Views
*sad head shake* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:11:41 PM 763 Views
I knew your head would start spinning soon, sure to be followed by foaming at the mouth. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:47 PM 810 Views
I weep for your loss, brother LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:15:46 PM 778 Views
Me peace is complete; my stomach, settled. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:24:29 PM 662 Views
hey it causes anti-acid trips, im not going near it *NM* Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 05:34:12 PM 421 Views
Free your mind from the shackles of reactionary dogma. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:47:46 PM 797 Views
ever been on an anti-acid trip? Yunalesca - 04/10/2011 11:33:06 PM 797 Views
I have been on every trip, some of them more than once. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:09 AM 842 Views
why does my doctor tell me not take baking soda for indigestion? *NM* random thoughts - 04/10/2011 05:41:04 PM 393 Views
sodium. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 05:44:51 PM 804 Views
Yeah, what she said. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 05:51:58 PM 965 Views
who the hell is "Cecil"? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 06:10:05 PM 751 Views
Cecil Adams? You are unfamiliar with The Straight Dope? Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 06:55:07 PM 849 Views
I still don't see a single qualification. LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 08:18:40 PM 795 Views
I have no idea what his qualifications, if any, are. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 09:01:51 PM 770 Views
like I said, it's not necessarily personal against HIM LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 10:18:25 PM 720 Views
Cecil has been known to cite. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:47:00 PM 839 Views
Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 09:46:59 PM 789 Views
I choose to take that as a compliment. Armand Hammer - 04/10/2011 10:25:14 PM 822 Views
I LOVE Baking Soda Danu - 04/10/2011 11:17:38 PM 748 Views
Preach it sister! *NM* Avendesora - 04/10/2011 11:47:30 PM 405 Views
Peace be with you. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 12:50:30 AM 752 Views
"Holy trinity of medicine"?! *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 12:57:38 AM 468 Views
Tasty, too. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 01:09:57 AM 781 Views
not fishermans friend?! Blasphemer! *slams door on the way out* *NM* Avendesora - 05/10/2011 02:36:22 AM 468 Views
That is also acceptable, Bob's your uncle, as the saying goes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:06:10 AM 735 Views
Down with baking soda! Long live baking powder! *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 05:18:42 AM 638 Views
Baking powder IS baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 06:16:29 AM 768 Views
Oh my god no it isn't STOP SPREADING YOUR LIES. Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 09:51:21 PM 759 Views
Yes, it is, but it is not ONLY baking soda. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 10:26:52 PM 905 Views
Nomoreso than steel is iron. Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:57:59 AM 782 Views
Noranylesso. Armand Hammer - 06/10/2011 11:45:05 AM 801 Views
Fungible??? Damn, you went hardcore vocab there! *NM* everynametaken - 06/10/2011 05:10:28 AM 369 Views
I've been reading The Ascent of Money. *NM* Ghavrel - 06/10/2011 08:58:41 AM 360 Views
So does it remove enamel from teeth or strengthen it? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:03 PM 377 Views
Yes. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:24:19 PM 729 Views
Can it be used to wash clothing? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:34:26 PM 374 Views
Sure. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:25:56 PM 725 Views
Why do we need a *brand* baking soda? How have you managed to entirely corner the market? Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:35:54 PM 727 Views
It is the people's baking soda, comrade, and the people are the market. Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:28:27 PM 766 Views
What are some useful applications of baking soda of which people may be unaware? *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 01:36:26 PM 364 Views
It can be mixed with vinegar to produce a CO2 rich environment so your weed grows up to 5X faster Armand Hammer - 05/10/2011 03:39:09 PM 823 Views
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