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Re: You + Alternate Reality = ? Jacob Send a noteboard - 04/11/2011 03:44:55 PM
1. The steampunk reality.


Airship pilot... can't take the sky from me.

2. The reality where no one ever invents the wheel, but every other technology that doesn't depend on wheels still gets invented.


Beer maker... we'll need a good ale to get through the hardship.

3. The reality where Hitler won World War II.


Beer maker... because who doesn't like a good beer.

4. The reality where everyone has superpowers.


See, I'd probably be stuck with some really lame super power, like super-duper smelling or something. I'd be stuck smelling all the stuff we don't want.... so beer maker, because I'll probably need a good beer.

5. The reality where every day is a musical.


Beer maker... because a whole hell of a lot of people are going to want to drink a little as it is a well known fact that a little alcohol makes singing a whole lot more fun.

6. The reality where every inorganic item is made of chocolate.


You guessed it... a Disaster Recovery Analyst... because you have to have your shit together when your chocolate starts to melt.

7. The reality where everyone is a lobster.


Lobster overlord... why not take over the world, pinky.

8. The reality where everyone is immortal.


I'd probably have to get really good at sword fighting because you just know that some yahoo will go around claiming, "There can be only one!"

9. The realiy where no one can talk.


Do we make other noises, or is this a humanity that is completely silent? Beer maker.

10. The zombie apocalypse reality.


Bill Murray

11. The reality where everyone has the ability to change anything about themselves at will.


I'd go ahead and speed up my metabolism a bit. That's all.

12. The realiy where all mythological creatures are real.


Ooooh... I'd probably get eaten by a Dryad or something.

13. The alien invasion reality.


Bill Paxton

14. The reality where the ground is lava.


Sky captain

15. The reality where you (and only you) can alter reality with your mind.


Beer maker
This message last edited by Jacob on 04/11/2011 at 03:47:04 PM
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