1. The steampunk reality.

In love with the monocle-wearing, airship driving super villain with the snooty English accent.

2. The reality where no one ever invents the wheel, but every other technology that doesn't depend on wheels still gets invented.

In love with Grog, the leader of the rival cave clan.

3. The reality where Hitler won World War II.
In love with....nah, just kidding I'd be petitioning Hitler to bring back spike helemts for the troops

4. The reality where everyone has superpowers.
In love with the craziest, evilest supervillain

5. The reality where every day is a musical.
In love with whoever has the best villain song

6. The reality where every inorganic item is made of chocolate.
Dead of type II diabetes

7. The reality where everyone is a lobster.
In love with the crabbiest lobster!

Bwahahaha! I kill myself! I'm here all week!

8. The reality where everyone is immortal.
In love with the Red Baron

9. The realiy where no one can talk.
In love with whatever villain decided to wear a gasmask....hey, if you're stuck being mute, that doesn't mean you can't still be sexy

10. The zombie apocalypse reality.
In love with the least-decayed zombie

11. The reality where everyone has the ability to change anything about themselves at will.
In love with whoever changed himself to look like Red Skull

12. The realiy where all mythological creatures are real.
In love with whatever fire-breathing dragon happened to drag me off to his cave.

13. The alien invasion reality.
In love with the Predator

14. The reality where the ground is lava.
In love with whoever can cool me down...seriously, I HATE being hot!

15. The reality where you (and only you) can alter reality with your mind.

In love with exactly who I'm in love with now...only we could be together.

In a fully restored PRUSSIA!

Oh, and chocolate would have no calories!

Centipedes would be extinct!

Sunburn would not exist!

and I'd have a pet cheetah.

I don't ask for much