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Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine Send a noteboard - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM
If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!

1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?

Pyrex and foam bricks. Realistic, isn't it?

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?

The one I claim mine...bitches. Also I'm right handed so I usually claim the right one.

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Embarked on an idiotic quest that I have no concern for your quandary with. But if you must know, you have succeeded in failing and failed the task you were working on. Clearly.

4. How do you throw away a trash can?
You put it in a trash can. This is just stretching

5. Who ARE you?

Oh now we're just trying to sound smart. I am who I am who I am. DEAL WITH IT HOES

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?

Because sometimes it works better that way. Don't ask me why, but it does in fact work better some times.

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?

I hate those terms. It's all "natural" as it's all existing in nature. Humans are nature. We may have manipulated our ecosystem so that it no longer resembles the original, but it's still an ecosystem and we're still in it. Even a massive steel orb is "natural", when you get down to it. If you go and define natural as "coming from ecosystems untarnished by humanity", then yes, it does make the rest of the food more unnatural, but by that definition, Natural food is still unnatural.

That's good, right there. Any answers, anyone?
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 929 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 685 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 742 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 651 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 726 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 677 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 772 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 663 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 727 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 706 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 639 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 809 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 620 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 638 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 652 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 631 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 726 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 663 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 326 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 839 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 646 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 853 Views
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