If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!
1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?
Must be all that sugar...2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?
Easy! With my kind of luck, neither of the arm-rests are mine, and that's been the way it is for all of my life... 
3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Sure...4. How do you throw away a trash can?
You put it in the trash instead of on...
5. Who ARE you?
I am me! Who are you?6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?
To squeeze the last possible use out of it before I have to replace the batteries...7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?
Have you seen what goes into Cold Cuts lately? 
That's good, right there. Any answers, anyone?
If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't understand it.
This message last edited by vandevere on 20/02/2012 at 09:14:23 PM
Stupid Questions!
- 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM
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"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. 
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- 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM
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- 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM
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On an Animaniacs kick, are we?
- 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM
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So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer*
- 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM
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*contacts lawyer*
- 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM
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Re: Stupid Questions!
- 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM
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Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic.
- 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM
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My stupid answers...
- 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM
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Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM*
- 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM
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Re: Stupid Questions!
- 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM
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