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My stupid answers... vandevere Send a noteboard - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM
If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!

1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?
Must be all that sugar...

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?
Easy! With my kind of luck, neither of the arm-rests are mine, and that's been the way it is for all of my life...

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Sure...

4. How do you throw away a trash can?

You put it in the trash instead of on...

5. Who ARE you?
I am me! Who are you?

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?
To squeeze the last possible use out of it before I have to replace the batteries...

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?
Have you seen what goes into Cold Cuts lately?

That's good, right there. Any answers, anyone?


If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't understand it.
This message last edited by vandevere on 20/02/2012 at 09:14:23 PM
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 1339 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 1102 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 1157 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 1036 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 1125 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 1071 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 1177 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 1101 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 1141 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 1111 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 1081 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 1207 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 1047 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 1024 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 1071 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 1016 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 1154 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 1054 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 517 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 1392 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 1043 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 1394 Views
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