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Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster Send a noteboard - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM
If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!

1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?


He's just that "Kool".

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?


I take them both.

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Both at the same time, twice.

4. How do you throw away a trash can?


Load it in a pick-up truck and bring it to the dump. Let them figure it out.

5. Who ARE you?


I am awesome.

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?


I don't use remotes, I use my brain.

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?


Yes. Zombiefied food is good.

That's good, right there. Any answers, anyone?
Peace is a lie, there is only passion
Through passion, I gain strength
Through strength, I gain power
Through power, I gain victory
Through victory, my chains are broken
The Force shall free me.
—The Sith Code
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 924 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 678 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 736 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 646 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 719 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 670 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 765 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 658 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 719 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 699 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 631 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 802 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 611 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 632 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 646 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 626 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 721 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 658 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 323 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 831 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 638 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 843 Views
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