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Don't you remember DomA Send a noteboard - 23/03/2012 09:23:47 PM
The proper kind, at least, I neither know nor want to know what perversions they make of it over there... ;)

Other than that, good point. :P


What's sold under that name in North America is revolting. All the main brands are, just a few more recent (and expensive) gourmet brands are OK, but they're not worth it at the price, not when it's so easy to make at home.

We also have "low fat" mayonnaise, that without tons of additives wouldn't even hold together and that surpasses in vileness the normal kind.

The real thing is awesome, but a great deal of people who've known only the commercial stuff hate mayo passionately (and for good reasons).

It's much the same with "american" mustard that hardly includes any mustard, and ketchup like Heinz's. Vile, vile stuff.

Mayonnaise is only remotely more revolting (unless you include mayo-style sauces like Miracle Whip for which its makers would deserve to be accused of culinary terrorism if there was any justice in this world).

It's hard to believe anyone could have improved on the horror of British condiments, but North America did it, and transformed French classics like béchamel or mayonnaise the same way.

This message last edited by DomA on 23/03/2012 at 09:45:52 PM
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i've had homemade mayo and I still dislike it - 24/03/2012 03:51:26 AM 858 Views
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this is possible, as I'm also very finicky about eggs. *NM* - 24/03/2012 02:51:59 PM 480 Views
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That looks awesome. I wanna try it *NM* - 23/03/2012 07:28:10 AM 520 Views
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Your rye bread is all wrong - 23/03/2012 06:46:01 AM 1053 Views
Orrrr, "my" rye bread is really awesome. - 23/03/2012 12:43:54 PM 1017 Views

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