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my favorite joke from Navy basic training (mature readers only, poorly veiled sexual reference) imlad Send a noteboard - 28/09/2009 10:06:51 PM
"Submarines: 150 men go down, 75 couples come up."

But when we learned that the Navy (this was back in '04) was considering commissioning subs for women only crews, I amended it to

"Submarines: 150 women go down, and go down again, and again, and again."

My lesbian friends loved that one (these were the girls that told me the joke "What do lesbians bring with them on the second date? A turkey baster.";)


"what's long and hard and full of seamen?"
Death to the Regressives of the GOP and the TeaParty. No mercy for Conservatives. Burn them all at the stake for the hateful satanists they are.
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"Military may lift ban on women in submarines" (Reuters) Burr - 28/09/2009 08:26:30 PM 874 Views
gives new meaning to the old joke.... moondog - 28/09/2009 09:47:36 PM 573 Views
Ahahahahaha! *NM* Rebekah - 28/09/2009 10:02:01 PM 256 Views
my favorite joke from Navy basic training (mature readers only, poorly veiled sexual reference) imlad - 28/09/2009 10:06:51 PM 655 Views
As I understand it, there are very good reasons why they don't let women on submarines. Tim - 28/09/2009 09:50:39 PM 649 Views
frankly i get along better with women who are menstruating with me. LadyLorraine - 28/09/2009 11:26:05 PM 597 Views
Like I said, it's possible pills will solve the problem. *NM* Tim - 29/09/2009 09:20:42 AM 282 Views
I agree. The idea is not a good one for many obvious reasons. everynametaken - 29/09/2009 12:38:08 AM 592 Views
seems like a strange choice to me random thoughts - 28/09/2009 10:26:24 PM 622 Views
if you can't keep it zipped LadyLorraine - 28/09/2009 11:35:35 PM 609 Views
Correct and yet it happens all too frequently already. everynametaken - 29/09/2009 12:43:15 AM 586 Views
In my mind, that's a pretty pathetic arguement. LadyLorraine - 29/09/2009 01:02:31 AM 647 Views
WHOA! Great Lord of Chaos - 29/09/2009 01:14:27 AM 560 Views
Dude I know!! LadyLorraine - 29/09/2009 01:20:27 AM 562 Views
Hehehe, we could "name the show". Great Lord of Chaos - 29/09/2009 01:26:11 AM 560 Views
XD Or even better!!! LadyLorraine - 29/09/2009 01:40:50 AM 599 Views
ROFL! Great Lord of Chaos - 29/09/2009 01:47:07 AM 531 Views
Really the possibilities are endless. LadyLorraine - 29/09/2009 01:48:34 AM 572 Views
Indeed. Great Lord of Chaos - 29/09/2009 02:46:31 AM 548 Views
Your comparison to segregation is idiotic. I won't even give such a stupid claim a second thought. *NM* everynametaken - 29/09/2009 01:44:46 AM 253 Views
I love how you disregard my entire arguement based on that one factor LadyLorraine - 29/09/2009 01:48:09 AM 628 Views
It is an irresponsible comparison. Even in your response to my comment you can't make it work. *NM* everynametaken - 29/09/2009 06:39:48 PM 248 Views
Actually I could see her point. She was thinking along a different line than you thought she was. *NM* Tashmere - 29/09/2009 02:57:17 AM 282 Views
It's not idiotic at all. Lupine - 29/09/2009 05:21:49 AM 578 Views
Sweden has women on subs, as do (at least) Norway, Germany, Australia and Canada *NM* Floffe - 29/09/2009 07:38:43 AM 276 Views
Just wondering.. AgentOrange - 29/09/2009 12:42:22 PM 594 Views
well since all of those countries use diesel/electric subs I would no they don't stay out as long random thoughts - 29/09/2009 03:10:34 PM 573 Views
There's also the fact that none of those countries have nuclear weapons Floffe - 29/09/2009 03:14:48 PM 588 Views
As for Sweden, that sounds about right Floffe - 29/09/2009 03:12:29 PM 533 Views
Racial prejudice has nothing to do with envy over who is fucking who. It is not a valid comparison. *NM* everynametaken - 29/09/2009 06:40:57 PM 273 Views
~Plays devils advocate~ Lets pretend... Tashmere - 29/09/2009 02:54:03 AM 675 Views
By that same token, should women also be banned from long business trips? *NM* Burr - 29/09/2009 03:23:22 AM 268 Views
only the ones who don't charge for their services? *NM* moondog - 29/09/2009 03:36:03 AM 293 Views
Haha!! Touche! I concede that point. *NM* Tashmere - 29/09/2009 11:59:33 PM 268 Views
Re: ~Plays devils advocate~ Lets pretend... Jedi Wolf Sister - 29/09/2009 03:23:31 AM 566 Views
It might be true in some situations, but it's a weak argument against this issue. Lupine - 29/09/2009 05:15:47 AM 597 Views
subs are really really cramped. Ever heard the phrase hot racking? random thoughts - 29/09/2009 03:23:33 PM 700 Views
Well said *NM* Isaac - 29/09/2009 03:59:13 PM 323 Views
"The military is instrument of war not social engineering." Excelent point. *NM* Jedi Wolf Sister - 30/09/2009 12:34:28 AM 347 Views
oh please will people stop the “it worked with segregation argument” random thoughts - 29/09/2009 03:01:48 PM 569 Views
keep in zipped is such a bad argument random thoughts - 29/09/2009 02:51:45 PM 634 Views
A submariner's perspective Beqi - 29/09/2009 08:30:45 AM 608 Views
That was not Beqi but Grimbear. I was signed in but it still credited the post to her. GRRR! *NM* Grimbear - 29/09/2009 08:32:21 AM 365 Views
Interesting. Lupine - 29/09/2009 09:55:11 AM 628 Views
a rack is just the name for a bed random thoughts - 29/09/2009 03:30:05 PM 570 Views
Re: a rack is just the name for a bed Isaac - 29/09/2009 03:57:10 PM 615 Views
Re: a rack is just the name for a bed Grimbear - 29/09/2009 04:46:12 PM 770 Views
It is amazing what you can get used to random thoughts - 29/09/2009 06:03:05 PM 578 Views
Re: Interesting. Grimbear - 29/09/2009 04:42:54 PM 686 Views
See, that's a good reason. LadyLorraine - 29/09/2009 01:29:32 PM 579 Views
before you knock the return to high school argument random thoughts - 29/09/2009 10:39:47 PM 561 Views
which i think is just silly in the terms of greater age-related legalities LadyLorraine - 30/09/2009 12:08:46 AM 594 Views
Re: which i think is just silly in the terms of greater age-related legalities Grimbear - 30/09/2009 01:12:05 AM 557 Views
You have to cut with the grain. random thoughts - 30/09/2009 03:05:29 PM 497 Views
Re: before you knock the return to high school argument Grimbear - 30/09/2009 01:10:35 AM 613 Views
It is a strange mix random thoughts - 30/09/2009 02:56:21 PM 510 Views
Thank you for talking some sense. *NM* everynametaken - 29/09/2009 06:46:33 PM 358 Views
Thank you for taking the time to answer. Well done. *NM* Tashmere - 30/09/2009 12:07:49 AM 250 Views
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