xkcd claims they can start fires and burn skin. There are a couple videos at the sales site, one of the laser popping a line of 100 balloons and another of it popping corn (though the latter required two lasers and 60 seconds.) Still, even if you cannot draw your 1 lb. laser (at least this one) from your hip holster and put a hole THROUGH someone, you can burn the crap out of them and/or ignite their clothes so they go up like a human torch.
What? Why are you all looking at me like that? These are LASERS! They are COOL! Er, HOT! SCIENCE RULES111 (BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL....)
What? Why are you all looking at me like that? These are LASERS! They are COOL! Er, HOT! SCIENCE RULES111 (BILL, BILL, BILL, BILL....)Even Lucas, flannel-wearing, violence-dislike hippy-type that he is, made laser blasts, as opposed to beams. Bolts, bursts, blasts, bullets - these are the properly phallic projectile products of manly weapons. Star Trek phasers stunned or vaporized, so they could get away with beams (some versions looked more like remote controls than proper guns) and that was some sixties-future-utopia that looks to have been somewhat neutered anyway.
For that visceral satisfaction, you need destruction with a single trigger pull, not a continuous beam. That latter is how Protoss weapons work. Terran stuff just blasts out in shots or bursts.
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"Sometimes unhinged, sometimes unfair, always entertaining"
- The Crownless
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Deus Vult!
Laser Guns Available Online for $300
- 27/09/2012 09:03:06 AM
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Science Hurts
*NM*
- 27/09/2012 03:05:57 PM
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*NM*
- 27/09/2012 03:05:57 PM
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Only if you do it right.
- 27/09/2012 03:12:30 PM
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- 27/09/2012 03:12:30 PM
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Fail
- 27/09/2012 03:47:57 PM
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Ironically, most of the hits I got googling "science hurts" were Bill Nye talking about Creationism.
- 27/09/2012 11:29:06 PM
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Holding out for plasma guns.
- 27/09/2012 04:07:12 PM
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Plasma produces far more collateral damage (potentially to the user) with far less utility.
- 27/09/2012 11:46:39 PM
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Awesome *NM*
- 27/09/2012 05:30:32 PM
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This is totally on my Christmas list, but the wife says Norway DOES have "laser control."
- 27/09/2012 11:49:50 PM
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Yeah, Finland has limits on laser's power too. The problem getting one would propably be customs.
- 28/09/2012 06:56:31 AM
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"Purpose for visiting Denmark?" "To purchase weapons of mass destruction."
- 29/09/2012 06:32:20 AM
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- 29/09/2012 06:32:20 AM
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These have been available for almost two years.
- 27/09/2012 06:59:41 PM
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- 27/09/2012 06:59:41 PM
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"If you have not seen it, it is new to you!"
- 27/09/2012 11:53:33 PM
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and if you use this laser long enough, you won't see anything ever again!
- 28/09/2012 07:59:23 PM
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"The goggles, they do nothing!"
- 29/09/2012 06:30:07 AM
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- 29/09/2012 06:30:07 AM
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and you can rest easy in the fact your football knowledge is as good as a replacement ref
- 29/09/2012 06:13:12 PM
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