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A question for you all NSFW Urza Send a noteboard - 06/03/2017 11:34:40 PM

So today I had sex with my girlfriend. Afterwards were lying there talking and I suggest that I might want to get her a tattoo on her pelvic area saying "more semen died here than at pearl harbour" and then proceeded to call her my boner garage. She starts giving me a weird look so I think fast and say "no baby it's romantic your like the garage I put my boner in when I'm not fucking real women" then she tried to bite me!

My question for you all is can you believe she tried to bite me? What should i do about this?!

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A question for you all NSFW Urza - 06/03/2017 11:34:40 PM 1012 Views
Looking at your single journal entry Aviendha - 07/03/2017 10:00:59 AM 822 Views
Thats right Shanon bit me to! I forgot! Urza - 07/03/2017 12:21:11 PM 873 Views
I want to bite you ßelals Girl - 07/03/2017 12:26:05 PM 872 Views
I mean I can but.... Urza - 07/03/2017 12:45:04 PM 849 Views
That defeats the purpose *NM* ßelals Girl - 08/03/2017 08:38:15 AM 454 Views
That's right I did! Delireus - 09/03/2017 01:43:06 PM 1219 Views
I deserve a cup cake but no one's baking me one of those!!! Urza - 09/03/2017 01:59:33 PM 810 Views
A sound spanking is in order *NM* random thoughts - 07/03/2017 11:28:51 AM 467 Views
Done! *NM* Urza - 07/03/2017 12:21:23 PM 438 Views
Okay, I've changed my mind. Sareitha Sedai - 07/03/2017 04:05:35 PM 831 Views
Oh come on now Sareitha. *NM* Urza - 07/03/2017 04:09:33 PM 429 Views
I don't care what misbegotten corner of the lesser Anglophonic world you oozed out of... Cannoli - 07/03/2017 05:11:01 PM 863 Views
Well shit good thing I haven't had it tattood yet! Urza - 07/03/2017 05:16:24 PM 853 Views
Aviendha - 08/03/2017 01:04:38 PM 828 Views
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