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A squeamish young fellow named Brand Colonel Logain Send a noteboard - 18/11/2009 11:46:45 PM
Thought caressing his penis was grand
But he viewed with distate
The gelatinous paste
It left in the palm of his hand
*MySmiley*

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Penis. LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:24:34 PM 1203 Views
Large. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 18/11/2009 11:25:21 PM 463 Views
I think you need to stop dicking about and really get to the cock of the walk... SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:27:15 PM 897 Views
your puns make me sad. LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:27:54 PM 874 Views
Aww - they were supposed to make you smile - I fail :-( SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:32:11 PM 885 Views
I would love to discuss this, actually. Mats Gambling Buddy - 18/11/2009 11:33:07 PM 1024 Views
that is one of my favorite songs EVER <3 LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:34:14 PM 857 Views
It would be *NM* ValkyrieShewee - 18/11/2009 11:35:49 PM 1139 Views
Just for my personal reference.... Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:02:22 AM 880 Views
I'm not sure that's all good Floffe - 19/11/2009 04:22:11 PM 910 Views
There is a website you should go to... MightyYT - 18/11/2009 11:44:05 PM 1005 Views
that's awesome Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM 906 Views
I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website... MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM 897 Views
*NM* ironclad - 19/11/2009 08:51:29 AM 422 Views
In response to MGB.. Kel - 18/11/2009 11:40:29 PM 1060 Views
Vagina ironclad - 18/11/2009 11:43:53 PM 936 Views
Finally, something I can get behind. TaskmasterJack - 18/11/2009 11:52:30 PM 832 Views
A topic I can immerse myself in! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:00:10 AM 460 Views
I'd rather be in front of it, thank you very much. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 19/11/2009 12:14:41 AM 451 Views
aww your women shall miss out. LadyLorraine - 19/11/2009 12:56:38 AM 994 Views
It has been rubbed in my face over and over... *NM* MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:22:37 AM 468 Views
*NM* Brian - 19/11/2009 08:45:07 AM 426 Views
A squeamish young fellow named Brand Colonel Logain - 18/11/2009 11:46:45 PM 870 Views
There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM 875 Views
Detachable? *NM* Craig - 19/11/2009 12:59:15 AM 439 Views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBxK-5Bt3s&feature=related StarrBecca - 19/11/2009 05:11:22 AM 878 Views
Penis penis penis penis penis all day long. Tigr - 19/11/2009 02:59:47 PM 916 Views
Also: The penis mightier than the sword *NM* ironclad - 19/11/2009 03:11:00 PM 447 Views
All the same, I know which one would be my weapon of choice in a swordfight... *NM* snoopcester - 19/11/2009 03:45:52 PM 448 Views
True. The penis is not good for parrying. Just trust me. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 05:00:41 PM 455 Views
I'd rather hear the story than trust your word. *NM* Deadsy - 20/11/2009 07:41:21 AM 444 Views
And the Lord said, "Let there be penis." And it was good. *NM* Erith - 20/11/2009 01:44:52 AM 460 Views
Heehee. Dicks. *NM* Kronin al'Sulc - 20/11/2009 02:15:04 AM 457 Views
The Gun Is Good. The Penis is Evil. ajah - 21/11/2009 09:13:45 AM 876 Views
ZARDOZ. Craig - 22/11/2009 04:37:55 AM 867 Views
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