Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"
Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"
Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
Penis.
18/11/2009 11:24:34 PM
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I think you need to stop dicking about and really get to the cock of the walk...
18/11/2009 11:27:15 PM
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I would love to discuss this, actually.
18/11/2009 11:33:07 PM
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that is one of my favorite songs EVER <3
18/11/2009 11:34:14 PM
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There is a website you should go to...
18/11/2009 11:44:05 PM
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that's awesome
19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM
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I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website...
19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM
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Vagina
18/11/2009 11:43:53 PM
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Finally, something I can get behind.
18/11/2009 11:52:30 PM
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A squeamish young fellow named Brand
18/11/2009 11:46:45 PM
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There once was a Derkin for shirkin'
21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM
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Also: The penis mightier than the sword *NM*
19/11/2009 03:11:00 PM
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All the same, I know which one would be my weapon of choice in a swordfight... *NM*
19/11/2009 03:45:52 PM
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