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There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM
Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"

Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
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I think you need to stop dicking about and really get to the cock of the walk... SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:27:15 PM 794 Views
your puns make me sad. LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:27:54 PM 772 Views
Aww - they were supposed to make you smile - I fail :-( SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:32:11 PM 776 Views
I would love to discuss this, actually. Mats Gambling Buddy - 18/11/2009 11:33:07 PM 914 Views
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It would be *NM* ValkyrieShewee - 18/11/2009 11:35:49 PM 1089 Views
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There is a website you should go to... MightyYT - 18/11/2009 11:44:05 PM 900 Views
that's awesome Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM 787 Views
I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website... MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM 800 Views
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Finally, something I can get behind. TaskmasterJack - 18/11/2009 11:52:30 PM 721 Views
A topic I can immerse myself in! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:00:10 AM 414 Views
I'd rather be in front of it, thank you very much. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 19/11/2009 12:14:41 AM 403 Views
aww your women shall miss out. LadyLorraine - 19/11/2009 12:56:38 AM 893 Views
It has been rubbed in my face over and over... *NM* MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:22:37 AM 431 Views
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All the same, I know which one would be my weapon of choice in a swordfight... *NM* snoopcester - 19/11/2009 03:45:52 PM 405 Views
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