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There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM
Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"

Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
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Large. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 18/11/2009 11:25:21 PM 507 Views
I think you need to stop dicking about and really get to the cock of the walk... SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:27:15 PM 981 Views
your puns make me sad. LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:27:54 PM 961 Views
Aww - they were supposed to make you smile - I fail :-( SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:32:11 PM 969 Views
I would love to discuss this, actually. Mats Gambling Buddy - 18/11/2009 11:33:07 PM 1109 Views
that is one of my favorite songs EVER <3 LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:34:14 PM 939 Views
It would be *NM* ValkyrieShewee - 18/11/2009 11:35:49 PM 1185 Views
Just for my personal reference.... Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:02:22 AM 958 Views
I'm not sure that's all good Floffe - 19/11/2009 04:22:11 PM 992 Views
There is a website you should go to... MightyYT - 18/11/2009 11:44:05 PM 1102 Views
that's awesome Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM 984 Views
I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website... MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM 976 Views
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Finally, something I can get behind. TaskmasterJack - 18/11/2009 11:52:30 PM 907 Views
A topic I can immerse myself in! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:00:10 AM 505 Views
I'd rather be in front of it, thank you very much. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 19/11/2009 12:14:41 AM 494 Views
aww your women shall miss out. LadyLorraine - 19/11/2009 12:56:38 AM 1076 Views
It has been rubbed in my face over and over... *NM* MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:22:37 AM 515 Views
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A squeamish young fellow named Brand Colonel Logain - 18/11/2009 11:46:45 PM 960 Views
There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM 967 Views
Detachable? *NM* Craig - 19/11/2009 12:59:15 AM 486 Views
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Also: The penis mightier than the sword *NM* ironclad - 19/11/2009 03:11:00 PM 491 Views
All the same, I know which one would be my weapon of choice in a swordfight... *NM* snoopcester - 19/11/2009 03:45:52 PM 490 Views
True. The penis is not good for parrying. Just trust me. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 05:00:41 PM 495 Views
I'd rather hear the story than trust your word. *NM* Deadsy - 20/11/2009 07:41:21 AM 490 Views
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