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There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM
Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"

Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
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your puns make me sad. LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:27:54 PM 872 Views
Aww - they were supposed to make you smile - I fail :-( SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:32:11 PM 883 Views
I would love to discuss this, actually. Mats Gambling Buddy - 18/11/2009 11:33:07 PM 1022 Views
that is one of my favorite songs EVER <3 LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:34:14 PM 855 Views
It would be *NM* ValkyrieShewee - 18/11/2009 11:35:49 PM 1139 Views
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There is a website you should go to... MightyYT - 18/11/2009 11:44:05 PM 1003 Views
that's awesome Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM 904 Views
I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website... MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM 895 Views
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Finally, something I can get behind. TaskmasterJack - 18/11/2009 11:52:30 PM 832 Views
A topic I can immerse myself in! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:00:10 AM 460 Views
I'd rather be in front of it, thank you very much. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 19/11/2009 12:14:41 AM 451 Views
aww your women shall miss out. LadyLorraine - 19/11/2009 12:56:38 AM 993 Views
It has been rubbed in my face over and over... *NM* MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:22:37 AM 468 Views
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A squeamish young fellow named Brand Colonel Logain - 18/11/2009 11:46:45 PM 867 Views
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All the same, I know which one would be my weapon of choice in a swordfight... *NM* snoopcester - 19/11/2009 03:45:52 PM 448 Views
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