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Monkey Send a noteboard - 01/09/2009 10:39:00 PM
We have to wait more than a year for the beer! Couldnt Ben make that happen a bit quicker? Maybe if we give him drugs he'll work faster?


There is only one option. Revolucion!


Yes!!! *Waves an awkwardly homemade banner* Freedom!!!! And stuff like that!!!

Or wait... does that mean that we have to like... do worky stuff? Not only enjoy the beer?


Um, I dunno... Maybe we can get Ben to do that bit?


Yeah, hopefully! But he might be angry with us for all the revolutionstuff...


Oh, we can sweet talk him. Besides, who'd be better at taking down Ben than Ben himself?


So how do we sweet talk him into leading a revolution against himself?


Men like boobies!

...I think I'm getting near to an answer here.


We let our cleavages do the talking!


Yes! *puts on three thick woolen jumpers*

...That's how it works, right? I'm not very good at this.
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RAFO: A Future History Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:28:29 PM 1826 Views
That doesn't seem entirely implausible. *NM* Camilla - 01/09/2009 09:32:26 PM 747 Views
I know! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:33:29 PM 1160 Views
Yep, I found myself nodding as I read through. *NM* Dodge - 01/09/2009 09:34:47 PM 762 Views
Oh the power! snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:34:33 PM 1286 Views
But it doesn't end well for you! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:35:37 PM 1129 Views
Pfft snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:37:14 PM 1139 Views
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Be gone from here and aquire power for me snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:40:54 PM 1140 Views
No way! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:43:40 PM 1130 Views
Yes, you going is a situation that everyone wins snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:44:49 PM 1203 Views
But that would imply people don't like me Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:48:22 PM 1147 Views
I was trying to break it to you gently snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:54:11 PM 1127 Views
I'll break you in a minute! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:56:55 PM 1152 Views
30 views? Guh-wah? Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:39:31 PM 1266 Views
Good! Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 09:39:59 PM 1331 Views
I know the answer to that one Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:42:04 PM 1099 Views
I can't believe snoop insists you aren't funny TaskmasterJack - 01/09/2009 09:47:19 PM 1274 Views
He is just bitter that I'm funnier and prettier Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:49:43 PM 1174 Views
Misquoting! snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:52:34 PM 1192 Views
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Lies. She just lies there. This is a quality site! *NM* Ghavrel - 01/09/2009 09:58:04 PM 691 Views
If she's getting fucked, it's a lay. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:59:21 PM 1130 Views
Technically... Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 1269 Views
Why would I take it? It seems that you already took it...from Snoopypoodle. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:05:36 PM 1242 Views
Please, we all know I have at least one tiny shred of dignity and class Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:06:51 PM 1213 Views
Young men do not have the same endurance as they used to.. Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 1205 Views
Pervert snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:02:52 PM 1194 Views
This post caused me to spill vodka!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:51:27 PM 1208 Views
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Pfffttt!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:53:48 PM 1256 Views
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Damn you and your guilt trips!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:58:01 PM 1197 Views
*snirtles* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:00:02 PM 1112 Views
Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:51:52 PM 1157 Views
Re: Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. TaskmasterJack - 01/09/2009 09:53:20 PM 1165 Views
Re: Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:56:29 PM 1269 Views
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Damnit. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:57:13 PM 1275 Views
*hates* Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:58:58 PM 1224 Views
Not among wotmaniacs, that's for sure. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:01:00 PM 1081 Views
RAFhOles snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:03:59 PM 1183 Views
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You can say what you like about Stalin but snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:17:44 PM 1181 Views
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Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:57:34 PM 988 Views
Especially at your sitebanning. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 09:59:03 PM 1102 Views
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I have no idea. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:09:00 PM 1186 Views
It's was cause you're all adorable, dammit! Stop doing that! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:13:28 PM 1161 Views
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It's not fair Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:20:43 PM 1077 Views
You have to get shorter to be adorable. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:21:29 PM 1178 Views
Woes Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:29:26 PM 1261 Views
I think you also need to have all your limbs. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:34:18 PM 1183 Views
Easily sorted! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:37:20 PM 1149 Views
But then how would you be shorter? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:51:29 PM 1142 Views
Silly Spriteling, we'll chop bits out before they go back Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:55:48 PM 1142 Views
You know that means we're going to chop off bits of you everywhere, right? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:57:26 PM 1099 Views
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Fuck yeah! Tigr in a tutu! *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:58:35 PM 712 Views
Worst. Image. Ever!! *NM* Mith - 01/09/2009 10:00:06 PM 725 Views
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Get back in your tutu and dance! Mith - 01/09/2009 10:05:47 PM 1166 Views
I wear size 12 shoes Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:00:58 PM 1234 Views
How does big shoes make your gut go from 6'5" to 8'3"? *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:02:36 PM 712 Views
Like I said, magical. *NM* Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:03:15 PM 632 Views
I fear you. *NM* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:01:06 PM 657 Views
Many do. More should. *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:06:20 PM 622 Views
It's kind of sad though.... Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:04:06 PM 1191 Views
He's totally holding out on us Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:05:49 PM 1186 Views
Hasta Siempre Che Monkey!! Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 10:09:40 PM 1192 Views
You're right! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:10:28 PM 1117 Views
Power to the people! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:14:31 PM 1084 Views
Re: Power to the people! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:17:05 PM 1095 Views
Re: Power to the people! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:19:31 PM 1207 Views
True! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:22:01 PM 1202 Views
He's a man! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:30:50 PM 1127 Views
Ah, of course! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:36:15 PM 1141 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:39:00 PM 1023 Views
No worries! I'm the master of good cleavages! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:43:32 PM 1149 Views
Awesome! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:45:29 PM 1059 Views
Very! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:48:54 PM 1196 Views
It is the way he keeps spending time eating and sleeping snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:13:50 PM 1045 Views
Smart! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:19:13 PM 1110 Views
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I ... I ... Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:07:57 PM 1141 Views
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Re: Exactly Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:32:51 PM 1149 Views
Well... Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:15:30 PM 1159 Views
What???? Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:13:45 PM 1088 Views
Oh. Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:15:46 PM 1096 Views
No! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:18:39 PM 1119 Views
I said maniac, not -maniac. *NM* Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:21:32 PM 698 Views
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This kind of thing. TheCrownless - 01/09/2009 11:37:39 PM 1131 Views
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This just doesn't seem likely, to be honest. Craig - 02/09/2009 12:01:37 AM 1247 Views
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