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Monkey Send a noteboard - 01/09/2009 10:39:00 PM
We have to wait more than a year for the beer! Couldnt Ben make that happen a bit quicker? Maybe if we give him drugs he'll work faster?


There is only one option. Revolucion!


Yes!!! *Waves an awkwardly homemade banner* Freedom!!!! And stuff like that!!!

Or wait... does that mean that we have to like... do worky stuff? Not only enjoy the beer?


Um, I dunno... Maybe we can get Ben to do that bit?


Yeah, hopefully! But he might be angry with us for all the revolutionstuff...


Oh, we can sweet talk him. Besides, who'd be better at taking down Ben than Ben himself?


So how do we sweet talk him into leading a revolution against himself?


Men like boobies!

...I think I'm getting near to an answer here.


We let our cleavages do the talking!


Yes! *puts on three thick woolen jumpers*

...That's how it works, right? I'm not very good at this.
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RAFO: A Future History Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:28:29 PM 1668 Views
That doesn't seem entirely implausible. *NM* Camilla - 01/09/2009 09:32:26 PM 657 Views
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But it doesn't end well for you! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:35:37 PM 994 Views
Pfft snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:37:14 PM 1017 Views
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Be gone from here and aquire power for me snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:40:54 PM 1004 Views
No way! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:43:40 PM 1008 Views
Yes, you going is a situation that everyone wins snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:44:49 PM 1055 Views
But that would imply people don't like me Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:48:22 PM 1031 Views
I was trying to break it to you gently snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:54:11 PM 989 Views
I'll break you in a minute! Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:56:55 PM 1020 Views
30 views? Guh-wah? Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:39:31 PM 1130 Views
Good! Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 09:39:59 PM 1195 Views
I know the answer to that one Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:42:04 PM 968 Views
I can't believe snoop insists you aren't funny TaskmasterJack - 01/09/2009 09:47:19 PM 1140 Views
He is just bitter that I'm funnier and prettier Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:49:43 PM 1027 Views
Misquoting! snoopcester - 01/09/2009 09:52:34 PM 1056 Views
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If she's getting fucked, it's a lay. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:59:21 PM 998 Views
Technically... Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 1121 Views
Why would I take it? It seems that you already took it...from Snoopypoodle. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:05:36 PM 1111 Views
Please, we all know I have at least one tiny shred of dignity and class Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:06:51 PM 1074 Views
Young men do not have the same endurance as they used to.. Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 10:02:02 PM 1075 Views
Pervert snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:02:52 PM 1061 Views
This post caused me to spill vodka!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:51:27 PM 1072 Views
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Pfffttt!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:53:48 PM 1120 Views
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Damn you and your guilt trips!! Mith - 01/09/2009 09:58:01 PM 1042 Views
*snirtles* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:00:02 PM 966 Views
Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:51:52 PM 1026 Views
Re: Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. TaskmasterJack - 01/09/2009 09:53:20 PM 1035 Views
Re: Posts like this are what I would have missed if this site didn't spring to life. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:56:29 PM 1140 Views
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Damnit. Tigr - 01/09/2009 09:57:13 PM 1136 Views
*hates* Monkey - 01/09/2009 09:58:58 PM 1085 Views
Not among wotmaniacs, that's for sure. LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:01:00 PM 945 Views
RAFhOles snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:03:59 PM 1027 Views
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You can say what you like about Stalin but snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:17:44 PM 1043 Views
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Especially at your sitebanning. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 09:59:03 PM 965 Views
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I have no idea. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:09:00 PM 997 Views
It's was cause you're all adorable, dammit! Stop doing that! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:13:28 PM 1034 Views
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It's not fair Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:20:43 PM 947 Views
You have to get shorter to be adorable. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:21:29 PM 1045 Views
Woes Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:29:26 PM 1051 Views
I think you also need to have all your limbs. Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:34:18 PM 1044 Views
Easily sorted! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:37:20 PM 1006 Views
But then how would you be shorter? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:51:29 PM 1027 Views
Silly Spriteling, we'll chop bits out before they go back Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:55:48 PM 1011 Views
You know that means we're going to chop off bits of you everywhere, right? Spriteling - 01/09/2009 10:57:26 PM 954 Views
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Fuck yeah! Tigr in a tutu! *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 09:58:35 PM 632 Views
Worst. Image. Ever!! *NM* Mith - 01/09/2009 10:00:06 PM 641 Views
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Get back in your tutu and dance! Mith - 01/09/2009 10:05:47 PM 1025 Views
I wear size 12 shoes Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:00:58 PM 1099 Views
How does big shoes make your gut go from 6'5" to 8'3"? *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:02:36 PM 630 Views
Like I said, magical. *NM* Tigr - 01/09/2009 10:03:15 PM 550 Views
I fear you. *NM* Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:01:06 PM 572 Views
Many do. More should. *NM* LiterateDog - 01/09/2009 10:06:20 PM 546 Views
It's kind of sad though.... Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:04:06 PM 1051 Views
He's totally holding out on us Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:05:49 PM 1058 Views
Hasta Siempre Che Monkey!! Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 01/09/2009 10:09:40 PM 1049 Views
You're right! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:10:28 PM 986 Views
Power to the people! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:14:31 PM 933 Views
Re: Power to the people! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:17:05 PM 962 Views
Re: Power to the people! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:19:31 PM 1066 Views
True! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:22:01 PM 1072 Views
He's a man! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:30:50 PM 984 Views
Ah, of course! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:36:15 PM 989 Views
Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:39:00 PM 900 Views
No worries! I'm the master of good cleavages! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:43:32 PM 1014 Views
Awesome! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:45:29 PM 938 Views
Very! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:48:54 PM 1047 Views
It is the way he keeps spending time eating and sleeping snoopcester - 01/09/2009 10:13:50 PM 913 Views
Smart! Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:19:13 PM 966 Views
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I ... I ... Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:07:57 PM 1000 Views
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Re: Exactly Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:32:51 PM 1017 Views
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What???? Sophy - 01/09/2009 10:13:45 PM 923 Views
Oh. Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:15:46 PM 966 Views
No! Monkey - 01/09/2009 10:18:39 PM 982 Views
I said maniac, not -maniac. *NM* Rebekah - 01/09/2009 10:21:32 PM 616 Views
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This kind of thing. TheCrownless - 01/09/2009 11:37:39 PM 981 Views
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