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Sam I am. Sam I Am Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam

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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 1140 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 753 Views
He is not old!! He is only 3 months older than I am. Bitch!! The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:14 PM 863 Views
Look, I believe jens is even older than nossy, so no worries there... jh - 15/12/2009 04:44:12 PM 775 Views
Lies! ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:18:42 PM 809 Views
! Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:46 PM 790 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 09:18:48 PM 290 Views
That would be scary! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:05:54 PM 761 Views
let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 413 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 801 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 413 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 834 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 786 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 751 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 805 Views
snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:19:57 PM 779 Views
Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 914 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 543 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 426 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 751 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 922 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 378 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 787 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 757 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 753 Views
snoopcester - 16/12/2009 03:10:54 PM 790 Views
Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 751 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 401 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 418 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 846 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 418 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 752 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 739 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 788 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 726 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 410 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 798 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 403 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 423 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 429 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 768 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 759 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 902 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 775 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 432 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 457 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 776 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 426 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 764 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 424 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 794 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 734 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 786 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 395 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 734 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 410 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 780 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 754 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 789 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 758 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 741 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 759 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 730 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 697 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 795 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 721 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 774 Views
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