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Re: Something. Something. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 11:00:01 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?


No idea.

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?


I'm not sure. If I went with option 1, then I would be surrounded by total strangers, but if I went with option 2 then I could always backtrack and say I was messing with her...

I'd go with 1), and a pre-emptive sorry to the bus driver.

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.


Which one was Reagan?

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!


Somebody set me up!

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?


Pleasure.

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!


Step 1. Post it as a question on RAFO

7. Where do you get a turkey?


Supermarket?

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?


Assorted sides, it doesn't really matter. Basically whatever goes with chicken.

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?


A little, but it's drier.

10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?


That sounds like a bad idea...
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Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Rinoa - 19/12/2009 12:34:16 PM 850 Views
Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Jonielle - 19/12/2009 12:52:17 PM 601 Views
Shouldn't this have been categorized as a survey? ranagrande - 19/12/2009 12:54:55 PM 664 Views
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*sings* These are a few of my favorite things? Kel - 19/12/2009 01:53:38 PM 672 Views
You strip for monkeys now? snoopcester - 19/12/2009 02:00:56 PM 646 Views
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Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM 662 Views
where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 661 Views
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Re: Something. Something. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. rAndy aL - 19/12/2009 11:00:01 PM 922 Views
I think it was Jodie Foster who shot at Reagan *NM* ironclad - 20/12/2009 02:23:16 PM 259 Views
You had me at "breasts". *NM* M`Hael - 22/12/2009 12:47:45 AM 233 Views
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