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Best. Post. Ever. *NM* Jacob Send a noteboard - 22/12/2009 07:13:03 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!

7. Where do you get a turkey?

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?

10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?
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Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Jonielle - 19/12/2009 12:52:17 PM 609 Views
Shouldn't this have been categorized as a survey? ranagrande - 19/12/2009 12:54:55 PM 673 Views
Advice... Milla - 19/12/2009 01:48:06 PM 648 Views
*sings* These are a few of my favorite things? Kel - 19/12/2009 01:53:38 PM 681 Views
You strip for monkeys now? snoopcester - 19/12/2009 02:00:56 PM 654 Views
As long as they pay? jh - 19/12/2009 09:38:13 PM 615 Views
Twirly turkeys StarrBecca - 19/12/2009 02:56:37 PM 687 Views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptLD0kCoHG4 StarrBecca - 20/12/2009 03:43:45 PM 643 Views
Re: I like those twirly things. When I have a girlfriend I shall get one and twirl them at her. Danae al'Thor - 19/12/2009 03:09:25 PM 670 Views
where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 670 Views
ahaha *NM* nossy - 19/12/2009 05:47:05 PM 243 Views
Re: Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. Liam - 19/12/2009 07:31:07 PM 611 Views
Wait, I know the answer. jh - 19/12/2009 09:35:06 PM 602 Views
Re: Something. Something. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. rAndy aL - 19/12/2009 11:00:01 PM 931 Views
I think it was Jodie Foster who shot at Reagan *NM* ironclad - 20/12/2009 02:23:16 PM 265 Views
You had me at "breasts". *NM* M`Hael - 22/12/2009 12:47:45 AM 240 Views
Best. Post. Ever. *NM* Jacob - 22/12/2009 07:13:03 PM 242 Views
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