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GODDAMNIT I just lost my REALLY long reply re: the "but that's regional" response. Avendesora Send a noteboard - 15/01/2010 02:52:18 PM
Ok I'll try to recreate the post. *sigh*

When you go to a restaurant that has food from another country, they often have food from different regions. Either the different samplings are ethnic/culture-based or just regional seasoning preferences. Those differences don't make the food any less Italian, Chinese or Indian.

If I were to go abroad and set up a decent (not gourmet with three carrots and swirl of sauce but not chain style) restaurant...

It would include foods from different regions, and for each meal.

For breakfast I would have to have the following: Grits, pancakes with maple syrup and bacon (not that thin-sliced stuff others call bacon), sausage and biscuits with gravy, and home fries. We would also have a melon and berry fruit salad served with a side of yogurt for those on a health kick, but please. You wouldn't go to an american restaurant if you were on a diet, let's be realistic here. :P

Beverages would be choice of 2 from the following: tomato juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, and coffee. There might be an old dusty tea bag in the back somewhere. If you really want tea, I could go dust it off for you. In this country, only women and hippies drink tea. Or people from California.

Lunch choices: soup (beef barley, chicken noodle, or minestrone), a cold or hot sandwich with a side of kettle-cooked chips (not french fries!), cold mayo-based salads like egg salad or tuna salad (sandwich fillings only), potato salad, or macaroni salad. Perhaps a small garden salad with hard boiled egg.

Mix and match, or take one from above. Lunch could also be a small portion of a dinner (except for steak).


Dinner:

If you have a lettuce-based salad, it comes first. Not with or after your meal, but we will offer you the choice anyway. :P If you want it as your meal we will offer you a larger portion of salad with some chicken (grilled or breaded and fried) with it. Maybe a hard-boiled egg and some cubed cheese.

Dinners would be samples from the following types of food.

Southern barbecue. Usually a piece of meat smothered with BBQ sauce and thrown on the grill, or simmered and pulled. With corn on the cob, salad and baked potato.

Hamburger served with fries. No other veggie present, unless you want to count the ketchup/catsup. Possible small salad with the burger.

Chicken or beef stew with biscuits. It is not merely a soup with more stuff in it. The broth is thickened to a gravy with some sort of flour so the stew bits are sitting in gravy. Biscuits can either be on the side or smothered in the stew. This did not originate in the states, but a lot of people eat it so it goes in the menu.

Philly cheese steak sandwich or spiedie served with sweet potato fries topped with a splash of honey butter.

Tex-mex stuff like chili and corn bread, possibly some nachos or red beans and rice as your appetizer instead of salad.

Steak cooked on the barbecue with baked potato and corn on the cobb. also served with the cold mayo based salads listed in the lunch section, and garden salad.

Gumbo, jambalaya, or some other spicey shrimp. I am not cajun so I have no idea what accompanies this stuff, but I would suspect other typical southern stuff like corn on the cob and/or biscuits or bread and butter since the origin is french. (help with this area please!)

Pizza, baked ziti, or lasagna. Served with salad and bread.

DESSERT menu:

Proper cheesecake drizzled with chocolate, caramel-brandy or strawberry sauce, brownie (squidgy NOT cakey) with vanilla ice cream, apple pie topped with vanilla ice cream, pumpkin pie with whipped cream, pineapple upside-down cake, and pecan pie. all of the above served with coffee.

I know I've forgotten so many things, but I think this sums it up nicely. :D
*MySmiley*

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This message last edited by Avendesora on 15/01/2010 at 03:13:23 PM
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What is the most American meal, iyo? - 14/01/2010 01:28:37 PM 1705 Views
well BESIDES burgers - 14/01/2010 01:35:12 PM 1066 Views
it doesn't bother me - 14/01/2010 01:40:23 PM 1022 Views
The only reason you can get a hamburger anywhere - 14/01/2010 01:45:18 PM 988 Views
If one can get a burger anywhere, how does it make it less American? - 14/01/2010 02:59:12 PM 1009 Views
I'm fine with it being the quintessential american food - 14/01/2010 03:01:48 PM 987 Views
So then why didn't you structure the question differently? - 14/01/2010 05:00:36 PM 828 Views
Because I didn't care to. And I still wouldn't. - 14/01/2010 05:53:23 PM 1023 Views
Gravy and biscuits. I don't really know what that is, but it's very American. - 14/01/2010 01:36:57 PM 1059 Views
I'll have to make it for you! - 14/01/2010 01:39:08 PM 995 Views
...that is gross. - 14/01/2010 01:45:53 PM 908 Views
It was a play on words. - 14/01/2010 02:00:54 PM 948 Views
To be fair - 14/01/2010 02:30:26 PM 1027 Views
I actually thought of that too. - 14/01/2010 03:16:34 PM 1037 Views
Oooh. Is it tasty? - 14/01/2010 01:46:37 PM 1148 Views
Real ones are ridiculously yummy - 14/01/2010 01:48:55 PM 1007 Views
Sadly - 14/01/2010 02:28:59 PM 999 Views
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Not sweet scones, clearly! - 14/01/2010 03:43:58 PM 1071 Views
Still - 14/01/2010 04:04:34 PM 890 Views
Re: Still - 14/01/2010 04:07:50 PM 1020 Views
Ok, I know this is not that strange. - 14/01/2010 05:59:37 PM 932 Views
Re: Ok, I know this is not that strange. - 14/01/2010 11:20:56 PM 1020 Views
Wait till they hear what my dad did with syrup and butter.... - 16/01/2010 12:04:10 AM 1043 Views
Yeesh. - 16/01/2010 03:12:58 PM 889 Views
It's VERY good. - 17/01/2010 02:22:18 AM 1086 Views
Mmmmm.. - 14/01/2010 04:45:30 PM 988 Views
Biscuits and gravy is my favorite breakfast food! - 14/01/2010 08:53:22 PM 1078 Views
I've wondered what the hell that is - 15/01/2010 07:43:25 AM 877 Views
It's a savory bread, not a sweet one. - 15/01/2010 07:44:56 AM 800 Views
So American biscuits = bread? - 15/01/2010 07:49:27 AM 1021 Views
See my reply - 15/01/2010 09:27:50 AM 1074 Views
Re: See my reply - 15/01/2010 02:13:02 PM 1061 Views
Re: See my reply - 15/01/2010 02:55:55 PM 1017 Views
Crazy mixed up people - 15/01/2010 03:06:45 PM 1112 Views
I know! - 15/01/2010 03:18:02 PM 1073 Views
you can see the difference in this wiki link. - 15/01/2010 11:14:03 AM 1088 Views
Ah... - 15/01/2010 02:19:18 PM 1015 Views
Re: Ah... - 15/01/2010 02:58:42 PM 963 Views
I'll just have to take your word for it. - 15/01/2010 03:11:05 PM 944 Views
If it helps, it's not a watery gravy. It's very thick and creamy. - 15/01/2010 03:42:32 PM 1024 Views
No, sorry - 17/01/2010 11:59:02 AM 1021 Views
Peanuts and hot dogs at a baseball game is a pretty american meal *NM* - 14/01/2010 01:47:20 PM 450 Views
ohhh! you inspired me! Noss! I have the truest American Food!! - 14/01/2010 01:48:34 PM 1054 Views
Exactly. - 14/01/2010 01:50:19 PM 959 Views
Jelly=Jello elsewhere, I have learned. - 14/01/2010 01:57:27 PM 968 Views
Yeah. I probably should say jam, but I'm a rebel. *NM* - 14/01/2010 01:58:47 PM 570 Views
Jam/=jelly. - 15/01/2010 10:10:56 PM 956 Views
That's no food... - 14/01/2010 02:08:08 PM 1080 Views
White bread, of course. - 14/01/2010 02:14:19 PM 976 Views
anything you can order from your car *NM* - 14/01/2010 01:52:22 PM 541 Views
Huge sandwiches and subs - 14/01/2010 02:03:26 PM 899 Views
Is that your version of the truth? - 14/01/2010 02:07:20 PM 1023 Views
peanutbutter and jelly sandwitch - 14/01/2010 02:12:16 PM 1039 Views
Sand Witches are quite scary. - 14/01/2010 02:15:11 PM 972 Views
They are - 14/01/2010 02:16:50 PM 972 Views
Having witnessed your first mistake ever, at least I consider you human now *NM* - 14/01/2010 02:18:47 PM 515 Views
It might be a whatchamacallit - 14/01/2010 02:19:58 PM 963 Views
Dread? It doesn't inspire nearly as much dread as pickled fish or marmite. *NM* - 14/01/2010 02:40:13 PM 565 Views
I had not heard of that before - 14/01/2010 02:41:42 PM 1025 Views
pickled fish is not very tasty, but it is not that gross... - 14/01/2010 05:46:28 PM 907 Views
It's quite good; ask Lene about it. - 15/01/2010 10:13:56 PM 1012 Views
They do not make grape jelly/jam/preserves/conserves here. I know. - 16/01/2010 03:15:18 PM 965 Views
Horror! Do they at least have strawberry? - 17/01/2010 02:20:37 AM 1030 Views
Pork chops and mashed taters. - 14/01/2010 02:16:33 PM 994 Views
White Castle! - 14/01/2010 02:33:23 PM 916 Views
Steamed burgers? - 14/01/2010 02:37:12 PM 902 Views
I dunno, I've never been there - 14/01/2010 02:39:33 PM 1002 Views
Holy hell. I just came so close to locking myself out of the flat. ¬panic¬ - 14/01/2010 02:44:51 PM 998 Views
Wowzers! - 14/01/2010 03:03:48 PM 960 Views
I know. - 14/01/2010 03:14:58 PM 896 Views
You need to be more careful! - 14/01/2010 03:22:24 PM 972 Views
Clearly. - 14/01/2010 03:33:03 PM 955 Views
Re: Clearly. - 14/01/2010 03:37:39 PM 957 Views
I'm not telling you, perve! *NM* - 14/01/2010 03:38:58 PM 529 Views
Perv? - 14/01/2010 03:56:59 PM 989 Views
Re: Clearly. - 14/01/2010 03:38:04 PM 953 Views
I actually did that the other day - 14/01/2010 03:38:35 PM 1071 Views
You almost locked yourself out of my flat? - 14/01/2010 03:40:10 PM 956 Views
Re: You almost locked yourself out of my flat? - 14/01/2010 03:42:32 PM 1010 Views
Re: You almost locked yourself out of my flat? - 14/01/2010 03:45:48 PM 925 Views
Now wouldn't you just love to know? - 14/01/2010 03:43:41 PM 1008 Views
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Re: - 14/01/2010 06:12:51 PM 850 Views
White castle is beyond nasty. *NM* - 14/01/2010 02:43:23 PM 502 Views
Crazy person. They have the best fries. *NM* - 14/01/2010 02:51:21 PM 406 Views
Re: White Castle! - 15/01/2010 06:15:41 PM 1067 Views
Gumbo or jambalaya, maybe barbecue chicken? Definitely Chicken and biscuits. - 14/01/2010 02:38:51 PM 1034 Views
Did she just write you on Facebook to answer like this? - 14/01/2010 02:47:12 PM 978 Views
pft - 14/01/2010 02:49:50 PM 974 Views
Uh huh sure - 14/01/2010 02:54:14 PM 1075 Views
You're just jealous you don't get to try it. *NM* - 14/01/2010 02:56:42 PM 551 Views
rofl @ strange similar letter combinations XD - 14/01/2010 02:56:48 PM 916 Views
btw, here's a link to a recipe. - 14/01/2010 03:01:07 PM 1299 Views
Re: Gumbo or jambalaya - 14/01/2010 02:48:31 PM 947 Views
clearly your amercian work ethic is sliding. *NM* - 14/01/2010 02:49:33 PM 529 Views
That's in about three states. *NM* - 15/01/2010 05:18:04 AM 539 Views
but oh-so-tasty! - 15/01/2010 11:16:06 AM 957 Views
Still definitely not mainstream American. *NM* - 16/01/2010 02:00:24 AM 541 Views
But it IS burgers and fries. - 14/01/2010 02:56:35 PM 949 Views
Why did I not think of grilled steak and a baked potato! *NM* - 14/01/2010 03:04:03 PM 511 Views
Because neither of those is exactly exclusive to america. - 14/01/2010 03:08:23 PM 1061 Views
Can't go wrong with steak and a potato (or sweet potato). *NM* - 14/01/2010 03:11:31 PM 527 Views
Or a Philly cheese steak sandwich, or New York style pizza, or Buffalo wings - 14/01/2010 05:05:03 PM 882 Views
you could argue that some of those are regional though - 14/01/2010 05:09:55 PM 851 Views
It doesn't matter. No other country can lay claim to them. - 14/01/2010 05:44:32 PM 944 Views
OMG mmm, Philly cheesesteak. *NM* - 14/01/2010 05:55:06 PM 529 Views
All excellently delicious examples. *NM* - 14/01/2010 11:22:39 PM 538 Views
Mmmm Reuben sandwich. *drools* *NM* - 15/01/2010 12:13:19 AM 516 Views
Burger and fries - 14/01/2010 02:56:55 PM 1065 Views
I have this figured out now. - 14/01/2010 03:07:02 PM 1048 Views
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes. - 14/01/2010 03:18:57 PM 1050 Views
- 14/01/2010 03:23:41 PM 784 Views
Yeah. - 14/01/2010 03:25:43 PM 1028 Views
I'll go on record as saying that I LOVE meatloaf with ketchup and mashed potatoes. - 14/01/2010 03:29:00 PM 1024 Views
I think you made her point - 14/01/2010 03:36:15 PM 933 Views
Meatloaf is gross. - 14/01/2010 03:33:30 PM 981 Views
Wha? - 14/01/2010 03:38:11 PM 942 Views
Re: Wha? - 14/01/2010 03:40:56 PM 1113 Views
Whoever's been making meatloaf for you clearly doesn't know how to cook. - 14/01/2010 03:47:37 PM 1105 Views
I've had it prepared by several different people. I am an anti-fan. *NM* - 14/01/2010 03:50:12 PM 584 Views
I'm still dubious, but I suppose I must accept that. *NM* - 14/01/2010 03:55:26 PM 520 Views
Yes, you must. *NM* - 14/01/2010 04:10:41 PM 513 Views
You just haven't had it with enough bacon. *NM* - 14/01/2010 05:50:48 PM 531 Views
Jack is very picky. - 16/01/2010 01:30:26 AM 908 Views
Sounds like it. - 16/01/2010 03:10:38 PM 1110 Views
Well, I've never seen Grits outside the USA. Apparently it's a southern thing. - 14/01/2010 03:32:55 PM 1073 Views
They are grody. Or have been when I've had them. - 14/01/2010 03:40:49 PM 977 Views
Dude, I love grits. Put a little bit of butter in 'em and they're awesome! - 14/01/2010 03:57:30 PM 1001 Views
How does a Southern California boy like yourself manage to sample grits? *NM* - 14/01/2010 04:08:51 PM 542 Views
You can buy them at the grocery store - 14/01/2010 08:40:54 PM 731 Views
I would have to say... - 14/01/2010 03:58:44 PM 963 Views
Indeed. *NM* - 14/01/2010 04:09:12 PM 553 Views
I'm gonna go with Meatloaf, with a side of Peanut and Jam sandwiches, washed down with a watery beer - 14/01/2010 04:08:18 PM 1056 Views
I like how you threw in the beer insult. *NM* - 14/01/2010 04:10:24 PM 512 Views
? - 14/01/2010 04:24:44 PM 830 Views
What if they are one and the same? - 14/01/2010 04:42:09 PM 999 Views
His scene in Rocky Horror Picture Show lead to a similar result. *NM* - 14/01/2010 11:25:08 PM 510 Views
Nachos - 14/01/2010 04:20:24 PM 979 Views
Boiled Peanuts - 14/01/2010 04:41:49 PM 905 Views
Deep fried turkey with peanutbutter on top. *NM* - 14/01/2010 05:43:27 PM 542 Views
You just made that up. - 14/01/2010 05:58:06 PM 893 Views
why is frying a turkey Yick? - 15/01/2010 02:08:46 PM 966 Views
That's a LOT of oil. - 16/01/2010 03:07:10 PM 983 Views
corn dog. curly fries. strawberry shake. *NM* - 14/01/2010 06:15:04 PM 587 Views
Corndogs just reminded me of chicken fried steak. Did we make that? *NM* - 14/01/2010 06:23:34 PM 495 Views
I hope not. I'd not like to take credit for that travesty of flavor. *NM* - 14/01/2010 11:26:07 PM 633 Views
According to wikipedia you are in the clear... - 15/01/2010 09:29:55 AM 936 Views
Yeah, but you won't catch us apologizing for chicken fried steak. - 15/01/2010 10:18:58 PM 926 Views
A good chicken fried steak is a thing of beauty. *NM* - 15/01/2010 10:39:07 PM 515 Views
McDonalds. *NM* - 14/01/2010 06:30:20 PM 669 Views
A massive heart-attack inducing steak - 14/01/2010 07:59:18 PM 894 Views
I am going to vote barbecue. Real barbecue. - 14/01/2010 09:21:39 PM 953 Views
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for your biscuits, you probably cut the fat in too much. - 15/01/2010 12:19:00 AM 981 Views
Or let the butter melt....cold butter is quite important in my experience - 15/01/2010 12:58:09 AM 1075 Views
Yeah. Largish lumps of cold butter do best. - 15/01/2010 11:17:08 AM 1109 Views
I am going to find this difficult - 15/01/2010 01:39:47 PM 1046 Views
Aha. - 15/01/2010 01:37:44 PM 1053 Views
You can use a fork. - 15/01/2010 03:36:45 PM 1060 Views
Oh yeah... - 14/01/2010 09:24:55 PM 967 Views
Best post I've read in a long time. *NM* - 14/01/2010 11:39:32 PM 557 Views
Deep-dish pizza - 15/01/2010 02:02:56 AM 987 Views
MMM! Have you been to Geno's East? - 15/01/2010 11:17:52 AM 1098 Views
Yup, they're great. Also Lou Malnati's *NM* - 16/01/2010 04:13:55 AM 1049 Views
But...but... - 15/01/2010 07:41:30 AM 1080 Views
No, you're right. - 15/01/2010 11:19:03 AM 994 Views
Lucky you have more imaginative people here then - 15/01/2010 02:21:52 PM 1019 Views
GODDAMNIT I just lost my REALLY long reply re: the "but that's regional" response. - 15/01/2010 02:52:18 PM 999 Views
Book me in - 15/01/2010 03:18:01 PM 994 Views
Sorry... - 15/01/2010 03:19:54 PM 934 Views
Steak, potatoes, a vegetable, bread. *NM* - 15/01/2010 06:16:02 PM 547 Views
Pizza and Beer. *NM* - 18/01/2010 03:41:44 PM 557 Views

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