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Sticks and stones may break your bones... Mats Gambling Buddy Send a noteboard - 10/03/2010 09:17:05 PM
but a Chuck Norris glare will liquify your kidneys.
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Happy birthday, Chuck FREAKIN Norris!!!! Mats Gambling Buddy - 10/03/2010 09:12:25 PM 628 Views
Had he been on flight Oceanic 815 there'd be no Lost. *NM* ironclad - 10/03/2010 09:13:56 PM 179 Views
Sticks and stones may break your bones... Mats Gambling Buddy - 10/03/2010 09:17:05 PM 490 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't have birthdays. He's just always been there... waiting... watching... *NM* TaskmasterJack - 10/03/2010 09:17:26 PM 220 Views
Chuck Norris jokes are still around because Chuck Norris wants them around. *NM* Tigr - 10/03/2010 09:17:59 PM 212 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't tan or burn....as the Sun would like to be around for another 5 billion years. *NM* scalius - 10/03/2010 09:50:19 PM 233 Views
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. *NM* Gher - 10/03/2010 11:55:55 PM 230 Views
Chuck Norris went skydiving without a parachute once... FalonDeathwatchGuard - 11/03/2010 01:06:19 AM 557 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. *NM* Hobo - 11/03/2010 06:30:17 AM 223 Views
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero. *NM* Kel - 11/03/2010 07:12:00 PM 206 Views
When Chuck Norris jumps in water, he doesn't get wet... the water gets 'Norris-ed' *NM* Monique - 11/03/2010 10:20:28 PM 234 Views
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. *NM* Tim - 12/03/2010 09:36:31 AM 251 Views
Chuck Norris doesn't need to read and find out... he already knows. *NM* ranagrande - 12/03/2010 08:07:53 PM 224 Views
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